I noticed something...

Yeah, actually. I noticed that since I saw Robert Pattinson straight on and knew that he was gonna be Edward, my interest for Twilight has significantly diminished. Yup, ever since I saw his ugly face splashed across those biography books and the posters... Ever since then, I have only touched the Twilight series... Erm... I think... Not once. Mmhmm. Cause every time Edward comes into the scene, you think of that icky Rob Pattinson, and you wanna puke. Seriously. >.< I read The Parliment of Blood last night... It was so retarded. The woman was an idiot and should have died. Dammit. There was a boy called Eddie... Weird... Ahem, ahem... Anyway, I'm going to Korea at 9.30 tonight. Wee... Charing the PSP, Gameboy, MP4 and phone. Urgh. Later still have to go Kumon. Hate it... Whatever. I'm gonna heal my mood by reading about Fnick now... It's calming... Still love him to the end of the world...

Erm...

Fnick is my name now. So let's all call me Fnick. I love the guy. Technically I love myself, but whatever. Fnick is cool.
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Yeah. Whatever. He's an emotionless brick wall. I admire that. But deep down, really deep down, he's actually a very emotional person...
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He just doesn't show it. Hey, at least he HAS emotions. Gotta love him for that. Plus, he has abs. Eight pack, most probably. And he's tall, dark and downright hot. Really. And, you know, he's weird.
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Whatever. Still, this is becoming a love Fnick rant post. Sigh... Wish I could speak Elvish. It would be cool. Then I could tell everyone to go stuff themselves and they wouldn't know what I was saying.
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I keep doing that on this post. I dunno why. I go like, "Stare off into space... Write dot dot dot..."...
Yeah.
What was I going to write again? Er... Er... Oh yeah. Wait... I forgot again.
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Anyway, I forgot. I'll tell ya when I remember.
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I remember now! I kept having conversations with dogs today.
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Yeah. Dogs. Like Louie and Ben. They were more like monologues actually. Louie kept staring out the window while I called him fat. We were in the car. Cause, my dad sent Louie to the pet store... Boarding, you know? Since we're going to Korea and all... Louie and I were waiting in the car while my dad went down to ask about the details. Then I started talking to the dog. Let me tell you, he stank. Like pee. Really. PEE... Urgh. Still, I talked to him about our fatness... And his eyes.
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Hey, he has weird eyes! Like, brown... With a big dot of black in the middle... That makes you wanna poke them out...
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Erm... So, back to the monologue. Then for some inexplicable reason, I talked to Ben at my grandfather's house... Yeah. Then I talked to FCD about the similarities between Ben and Ben... You know, Ben the dog? And Ben Jing? ...... Akward... Oh yeah, my cuz thought Ben Jing was Beijing. I know, weird. So, they're both perverted, and disgusting, and have skin probs... Mmhmm...
Sit...
Wait for an idea...
Erm...
I got it already!
Actually, I got nothing. Wait... FCD!
So anyway, FCD opened a bottle of V-soy just now with this bent bottle opener, and I dunno why, but I looked at it and started laughing hysterically. My dad told me, "Puay Yi, you dun siao ar..." In hokkien. Whatever.
Er... Fnick is still a genius. I love him. Someday, I'm gonna kidnap him and stuff him in my basement... If I ever get one... Or I might just be retarded. I dunno. Now I'm going to plot an evil plan to take over the world. And make people pay their taxes in Snickers.
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I love The Maximum Ride series because :-

1. There's Fnick.
2. Fnick is hot.
3. They have Snickers.
4. One guy can finish five Snickers in three minutes.
5. Fnick.
6. Need I say more?
7. Lots of ass kicking.
8. Fnick's real name is weird.
9. Fnick is only fourteen, which doesn't make me a pedophile. Cause, you know, I'm only fourteen next year. In July.
10. They're weird like me.
11. Fnick has a blog.
12. They love insulting people.
13. They have wings.
14. They blow people up alot.
15. They annoy everybody.
16. I just like it. Mainly cause of Fnick, but whatever.

Mmhmm... That's why. Nice, right? I thought so. Love Fnick till the end of the world. :)

Can I just...

Can I just die and go to hell early? Answer please, all you big guys up there... Ishk. Apparently you people just wanna leave me here to suffer. Urgh. I'm beginning to think my Toad Under A Rock theory is true. Seriously. The other one might be too. Which explains how my dream of becoming a musical genius will actually come true. Cause if I can come up with music as nice as Yiruma's, I AM one. Hopefully. But then again, we all know that's impossible. Haix... You know how I used to love Fang? Yeah. Well, somewhere along the line, I lost him. You know. In that weird tata to the hot emo-ish boy... In your mind... But now... All thanks to my bro... I love him some more... Damn. Thank you, Oh my evil little bro! So anyway. My bro came to sleep in my room last night. So we began talking about his Ruth and their future wedding... I pulled out my weird book of weird and ugly drawings and showed my bro what their children would look like in the future and all... Plus there's that wedding plan I drew up for them. The story's all planned... It involves FCD, a hot guy, Ruth's brother, and my bro's gay wedding with Ruth's... Er... Anyway... Needless to say, it's probably going to be the weirdest wedding in the whole world... But still. It's my bro. Whaddaya expect?

Stupid RC...

Damn it. RC raised the level cap to 60 something. I dunno if it's good or bad. Now I wanna watch Paranormal Activity. All cause of that stupid FCD and Fang. Really. Darn them. I made mee the other day... Did I say that? I don't remember. Whatever. Urgh. My love for the emotionless brick wall has returned. Ah... The hot guy. Damn myself. Fictional characters were specifically invented to make people like me sad that the hot fictional guys don't actually exist. FCD is plain evil. All of his fats radiate one word. EVIL. He kept singing "Sean Lee's like a melody in my head..." And when I stopped him, he taught my cousins to do it. Damn all of them. Lucky my bro sang "Sean Lee's like a piece of shit in my head..." Wow. Weird. Played FCD's Burnout Paradise all afternoon yesterday. So dang fun. I kept going for Showtime. Crashed like, so many cars and at least 6 buses in one go. Cool weih. Got 3 million like that. Lalala~ I'm too lazy to do my Geo. So I'll just leave it. I have no idea what to do for Moral. Damn damn damn. But I don't really care. Addicted to Yiruma now. Apparently he's Korean. And he speaks English. Very well. Shit. He's married to Miss Korea of I dunno which year... Oh my god... Don't scare me, retarded guy who doesn't know how to sing at all who is on TV now... I found out that in New England, they call Birth Control Pills Plan B. Weird. Plan A has gotta be condoms... Er... Forget what I said. I blame my mental retardedness... Anyway... Really. Apparently, Seoul isn't that cold. Last time I checked, it was 8 degrees. So, no snow. Urgh.

Khun cuter lu...

I like Khun better... He cuter wad... Taec not tat cute... No offense, RK... You don't like Tabi liao... Weird... We walk to the fun fair yesterday. :) Eleman actually made it! Went on the bumper cars two times only... Gr... My dad only let us go on bumper cars... Roller coaster and the huge swing wan all cannot... Sad la... T-T My annoying bro go on his stupid Dragon ball again. So darn annoying la, that theme song.

Dunno why...

Really. I dunno why. I just like tall, dark and handsom guys with a sick sense of humor. It's scary sometimes. They're like, so hot. Haha... Anyway. Fly.fm last night was weird... Taylor Swift was guest DJ-ing for Ryan Seacrest on AT40. Cause he was bloated, apparently. The people asked her fan questions. There was that "Are you dating Taylor Lautner?" question, and she avoided it. Darn. I took that My kind of guy thing on notes, and it was okay. Tralala~ I'm too lazy to write my story. No inspirtation. I just started on the dragons. I've decided to make Xena, or whatever I decide to name her, critical, sarcastic, weird and a pessimist. Nice huh? Dunno why, but Will is like, being retarded. Confused. Apparently Robert Pattinson's chest is disgusting. Really pale, no muscles, and hairy. Ew... Ash's mom told me. Ew ew ew. That was like, the biggest sacrifice he could have made. Since he has zero muscles and icky complexion. FCD should listen to Face Drop. You know, the one by Sean Kingston, about how people shouldn't judge him by his fatness... Yeah. Darn Taylor Lautner and his abs. Hot hot hot. I wanna build a house already. All cause of Claire. She got that bloody Sims 3. Evil little retard... I'm not going to watch New Moon. Don't wanna waste my money and give myself mental scarring. Cause of RP's icky chest... Taylor Swift said she wrote Love Story in 25 minutes on her bedroom floor. Like, wow. It's a bit stupid, really. How I used to think, you know. About those things... Not gonna say anything anymore. Pausen told me to trash Sean on his Facebook. He and Snail did it too. I wanna kill Snail. Gr... My bro learned the Hot... Hot... Hot... Hot.. Hot hot hot hot, that's very hot! thing. Ew. Scary. Whatever.

A cup of caramel macchiato would be nice...

Gr... I hate all the radio stations now... They're all "Oh! Robert Pattinson is so hot! New Moon! New Moon!" Pui. I hate them... Anyway, I'm confirmed to go to Korea... :) Spent the last two days shopping for winter stuff... I got a grey ski cap... I look like a cancer patient... >.< Now Claire got a replacement for Tabi liao... Cause she accepted that she'll never get Tabi when Tabi had to kiss that girl... Now she has some guy called Taec... I got no replacement for anyone... :) Like I care... I think this is Hugh Jackman week on Star Movies... Yesterday night I went down to watch TV, and there was X-Men 2 on SMV... Then after that got Deception... Also got Hugh Jackman... That's why... I watched Shooter... Quite nice... He runs around shooting people and blowing things up... FCD says Taylor Swift can rap but cannot sing... Dunno how that happened... He likes that Thug Story - Taylor Swift and T-Pain... Watched a bit of South Park yesterday... We were all like, "Bryan, get out of the room!" Cause... You know... It was the one about AIDS... So retarded... I went to play badminton today. It was weird. Then I just went to Universal Traveller... Oh yeah... Everyone who reads this, who only consist of Claire and maybe Chris, Snail wants you all to vote for his "ex GF" on Kitschen or something... It's on Facebook... He asked me to tell you all... Cause he want to waste my time and money... I'm doing this for... Nothing. We went to the Bangi Kopitiam to eat just now. The waiter must've thought I was crazy... I started laughing for no reason... Again... He was staring at me weirdly. I know. Now got X-men on TV. Not X-men 2... See what I mean about Hugh Jackman week? Presicely.

KOREA!!!

Uhuh, uhuh... I'm going to Korea, I'm going to Korea... *Happy dance*
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That Happy dance was traumatizing... I admit... BUT I'M GOING TO KOREA!!! YES!!! Snow... Tabi... Taeyang... Haix... It's all coming true... But not confirm yet... All I can do is hope... But still... ^-^ I went for that stupid trip my mom got us... It was... Okay, I guess... We went to the rice factory... And sauce factory... Plus the pottery factory and Petting zoo... It was with a bunch of little kids... Urgh... At least I got to watch Where got ghost on the bus... We sit in the front, so see clearly... ^-^ Bought six kinds of sauce at the sauce place. Then go to the pottery factory we paint the cup... I painted BE A MAN! XD at the bottom there, and drew our "family" on it and write DA MAN, FCD, RK, and FLOWER on it. So nice. But smudged... I was like, darn... The petting zoo was so small... Got 1 guy fall into the water at the fish pond there... My mom lent him my bro's pants to wear cause he's my mom's friend's son... Weirdness... I bought a sake bottle. Like, so nice... You know Robert Pattinson? The freakishly ugly guy? He got one song, I forgot the name liao, which is sooo retarded... Got 1 and a half minutes of guitar intro, and then the first phrase is "smelly things"... Stupid right?! That retarded Nadia on Fly.fm keep wanting that song. But the guy dun wan it. I agree with the guy... FCD still in Jason house... So boring at home... My grandma later got eye surgery... She got cataract... So sad... T^T I found out Martin Luther King Jr. got a lot of mistresses... He was a pervert... Sort of... Sean siao wan. In the middle of my piano class, suddenly sms me : When we going to Sunway?
I tell him I in piano, later talk to him. I do dialouge form ya...

Me: Hu tell u we going to Sunway wan?!
Him: I suggest wan la.
Me: U got tell Claire dey all a not... I dun tink we have time leh... FCD not here oso...
Him: Please leh... I very boring...

Who does he think I am?! His mom izzit?! Stupid... Haix... Lame la him... Watching CSI : NY. Love it... That Ann Steele case... Ishk!

I hate DragonballZ

Really, I do... My idiotic bro bought it in the PS shop a few days ago... I think it was on Saturday... Anyhow, he's hogging the living room TV playing it... Gr... Now I can't watch CSI : NY because of him... I played with him a couple of times... And totally trashed him! Booyah! Maybe it's part of my manliness... My bro doesn't know who Christiano Ronaldo is... Damn him... Yesterday watched Malaysia VS Korea BWF World Finals... Malaysia lost... So cham... Haix... I want Famous Amos!!! Gimme!!! Darn... Not working... Sheesh... I slept until 11.30 in the morning today... Wow... New record for me... That stupid puzzle I still haven't finish... Damn... UJ like, all the time on MSN wan... Maybe his mom just doesn't care... We're still going to Korea! In December! Oh, I went down 1kg... So good to know... Jeez... No one's online anymore... And I also dunno how I got this "tan" Claire... Just go play on the beach all the time and go swimming... That's what I did when I was young...

Taylor Lautner is hot...

Darn... He really is... I just realized... I mean, I knew he was hot when I saw him in Cheaper By The Dozen 2, when he was like, 14 or something... Now he's like... So darn hot... And he has abs... 14 kg of pure muscle... How can you not love that? Urgh... But I'm still on Team Edward... Always will be... Love the vamps... But in real life? I hate Robert Pattinson... He's one of the ugliest guys I have ever had the misfortune to lay my eyes on... Ew... He doesn't even have muscles... Notice he never takes off his shirt in the show... But still... Love the REAL Edward more the any of them... I didn't go for self development yesterday... My mom brought me to JJ on Friday... After Kumon... Yes, I am now officially going to Kumon again... Have to start from C 111... I was in G... Sank so low... Then we went to JJ! Wee! Let me tell you, this trip was alot more successful than all the previous trips... I bought like, four book and one CD there... Plus a bunch of other stationary... Spent about 200 plus bucks... Then we went to eat at Pastamania... Yummy... I bought a 1000 piece puzzle... Friday stayed up until 3 a.m. like that doing it... Spent most of yesterday doing it also... Claire saw her other snail at Sunway... I dunno why... She was like, ranting about all the bimbos who were with him... Sad girl... I went to Sake Sushi... It was like, ew... I wanted to go Starbucks, but didn't ask... Sad life...

Stupid bluetooth...

Darn it. My bloody bluetooth cannot work or something... So now I can't send the pics on my phone to my com to upload on Facebook. Gr... And my USB cord is at home... Wtv... BOOYAH!! HOLIDAYS ARE HERE!!! Oh yeah, oh yeah...! Haha... Life is weird to me... Anyway... Friday... I hate Chris now... Go school never call me... Suan liao... Haix... We're probably never going to see Hobbes or Pet again... No more demented baby... No more perverted snail... No more diamla!s... T^T sad... So sad... The class party was okay... I brought ice and seven-up and miranda... Wee... Teck Cheung bring sparkling juice and other stuff... That disgusting saito go and eat the most, when he what also never bring... Not that anyone would eat what he bring or anything, but he could have brought his own supply of food, right?! But no... He leech off our food... PUI! We made "Steamboat" if two kinds of fishballs and maggi chicken stock cubes can be called steamboat... Those stupid girls who came up with the idea DIDN'T BRING ANYTHING AT ALL. Other than the steamboat pot thing... They didn't even bring a LADLE. Toot, right?! They're stupid idea, and they expect us to bring EVERYTHING. I think they wanted to poison us by making us use plastic to eat FREAKING HOT SOUP AND FISHBALLS...! Claire was the one who brought the fishballs... I brought the chicken stock. Apparently, Winny woke up at 3.30 in the moring to make sushi... You know for who? FORM 5, THAT ****ING WHO! Oh yeah... OUR MONEY... THEY EAT THE SUSHI... Bloody hell... Now I si beh bosong them liao. Lemme give you three things :

1. They INSISTED on buying the VERY EXPENSIVE 2kg of japanese rice when we only needed ONE CUP. Cause, apparently, the 1kg pack doesn't taste as "good" as the 2kg one. I see no difference. Same thing. We didn't even have to use jap rice.
2. They took the jap rice and claimed it as THEIRS... Oooh... We did most of the work and they get the rewards...
3. They didn't bring ANYTHING. Really. Apart from the steamboat thing and some extra sushi from what they made for Form 5, they brought NOTHING.
4. They always make us do all the work and just sit there and take the credit. Seriously, they take credit for all of what WE do... If it's a success, they get credit when they did practically NOTHING. And when it goes wrong, "Milaine, Claire and Chris do wan! We did nothing!" That time Puan Mona put YQ and Santa in charge of the cooking thing, in the end WE did all the work. Menu we plan. Money we collect. Most of the things we bring. We do all the shopping while they go buy their lunch. SEE WHAT I MEAN?!
   
5. They used the jap rice to make sushi for FORM 5. Ooh... You'd think that they'd use it to make for their OWN CLASS, right?! But nooo... Their "sisters" in Form 5 are more important.

And the sushi wasn't VERY VERY nice also... No sauce or anything... The timun they never even go get the bitter stuff out then go cut liao. Stupid... Never cook before wan... Go chiak sai la... Only got three things in the sushi. ONE EGG for like, ten rolls of sushi, crab sticks, and timun. That's all. Shit la... Gr... Steamboat they expect us to bring EVERYTHING. Then finish already, have to clean up that time dunno where they run to. And they ate quite a lot. Especially TN. Sickos... But dun talk about them anymore... Yesterday we got out report cards... Last day of school!! RK didn't come... That retard... Never mind... We had a great time... Wee! I was listening to my MP4... Wakakakakaka... Chris's mom brought her dog... It was like, so retarded... Sort of like RK... We found out why RK so retarded liao... Turns out that our car last time got no space for her, cause of me and FCD's fatnesss and my gorilla, and Chris have to sit in the car, so FCD take a cardboard box, to tie it to the bottom of the car there, and put RK inside... It was next to the exhaust pipe... FCD use leaded petrol last time wan... So now RK so stupid ad retarded... Wakakakakakaka.... We today supposed to go to JJ watch movie wan... But FCD stupid wanna go Jason house... Gr... So I also cannot go... Sean told me that Mona tell his dad that he was getting a lot of "attention" from the girls... GIRLS... So I tak kena... ^-^ He say his dad wanna meet me... Shit la... He go point me out to his dad you know... I was eating Twisties... Stupid gua zai... Form 3 all go JJ... Must have been fun... Still, I went to Sunway! Wee! I bought a book called Snowball In Hell... About a psycho serial killer with a twisted sense of humor... ... I know... Just my type of book... It was like, so nice! But he died... No... Why... Haix... 2012 was so dang cool... But why did Sasha have to die... He was so hot... T^T

Sorry, Loong.

This is a letter to FCD, everybody who reads this retarded blog of mine... Which totals up to RK and Chris, but whatever...

Loong,
I'm very very sorry... I'm an evil evil person... I feel bad... T^T I everyday beat you and bully you... I'm sorry... You're the best cousin on earth... I'm happy to have a cousin like you... I'm sorry for beating you up and stuff... I'm sorry for throwing that remote at you... I'm sorry for saying you're really really fat all the time... I'm sorry for spending all your money... I'm sorry, FCD... I'm really, really sorry...

Milaine...

I don't know anything...

Really, I don't... I don't know whether Chris and RK went to school today or not, I don't know if it's fun at school or not, I don't know why my RC is like, so *toot* and a lot of other stuff... Haix... Sad world of mine... But then again, ignorance is bliss, so whatever... FCD's sister is coming back from Singapore today. FCD went to school... I hate the fat guy... Evil fat guy... RK and Chris say that the guys seem unusually happy when I don't go to school... T^T Sad now... Everyone hates me... The evil fat eleman... T^T I really wish it would rain.... Then I can cry in the rain and no one would know. Nice life I have... Yesterday I went to school... So boring... RK never go, FCD never go... Sien until die... I don't wanna live anymore... Everyone hates me... Even the big guys up there... Cry, cry... So whatever... Later I'm going to watch movie with Ash... So wee... Funny... I don't feel anything... I don't really care anymore. Wee~ So what?! They don't care, I don't care. *raspberry* I don't care, I don't care... Nyah nyah nyah... Now I'm going to say something about FCD... HE'S THE BEST PERSON ON EARTH! SO LAY OFF HIM RK!!! Seriously... FCD's the best person on earth... So don't bully him anymore... I'm not going to beat him anymore, either... He's gonna get really really angry with you some day, RK... He's not very happy with you punching his fats... That stupid saito made us cannot lend chess sets from the office anymore... Cause he threw the chess piece at people when Teck Cheung "eat him" in chess... He bosong and throw at people lu... Then it broke... F1 go and blame us and now we cannot lend liao... But they got tell teacher... Even so... Gr... The cooking competition we got a tie with Form 2... Evil... All because of that toady F1... Utter sadness now... Monday we have that stupid class party... To tell the truth, I don't really care. I don't really care~ Really care~ Really care~ But whatever.

I love salmon!

Wee~ We cooked yesterday... It was so yummy... I had to do all the cooking with the green pan over the open fire on the ground... All me... Wee... Not gas you know... Real fire from wood... First I had to cook their sushi egg for Winny they all cause they don't dare to go near the fire. Girly girls... The RK at first go and dump garlic into the pan... I had to fry it. But the fire was so hot it went Chau Da... Burnt... All black... Ew... Then I cook their sushi egg lu... RK and Chris marinated the salmon while I was yelling at everyone... Bad mood. The smoke go into my eyes... The 1M guys didn't help much... They were so annoying... Then I fried the salmon... First piece I do myself, second and third Hobbes and Timun help a bit... But I direct them wan and got cook also... So basically I cooked all the salmon... Wakakakakakaka... I so biao ba... The french toast Hobbes and Timun cook... I was directing them to cook it... Cause my eyes so pain from the smoke and I was so tired... All our food so nice weih... Everybody at first say our salmon cannot cook wan... But in the end... IT WAS THE BEST!!! YEAH!!! UWK also say... He dun want to say we cook until very nice, so he say "The fish is nice." and ran off... Wakakakakakaka... Silvraj and the rest of the judges say very good, this is very, very, good... Our rainbow toast also so dang nice... Sushi also... But the Form 2 cheat wan... They do at home only bring to school... Heehee... They bosong that we do nicer than them... Monday after school we go JJ to buy ingrdients for the cooking... YQ, Santa and Winny say they also wanna come, so the car so squashy... FCD sit in the boot, YQ, Santa, Winny, RK and Chris in the backseat. Lucky I sit in front... Wakakakakakaka... So fun you know... We went to Starbucks! FCD pay money... But we had to go home early... Cause I got piano... Gr...

Elo~

Elo everybody... I'm listening to that retarded King Julian sing "I like to move it move it"... I think he's related to Claire somehow... Scary... Well, FCD doesn't believe that Siput Babi is leaving... Stupid... Believe Uncle Wai Kit don't believe me and everybody else... Haix... Went for that self-devolopment thing again yesterday. We were half an hour late. Ugh... So embarassing... After that we went to Prince cafe to eat. It was raining like hell. Jason got me an ice-cream at 7-11. Wee... Eat ice-cream in the rain... Prince cafe is called "太子" cafe in chinese... Weird... Spiderman 3 was on. I hate spiderman... Like so retarded only... But I like the part where the kid extorts the editor... We couldn't go to the car cause it was raining so heavily, so we were stuck in the restaurant. I ordered a mango snow mountain... Yummy... My dog ran away last week... Forgot to tell you people... He ran away but came back again. Gr... I got a new pair of earphones... My old one spoil liao... I just remembered... I got piano tomorrow at 5.30... Darn... Now I dunno how already... That santa want to come for the JJ thing tomorow... Shit. We don't want her... Go away, santa... I'm starting to agree with Shawn Chin on the evil santa thing... She like can go anywhere she wants wan... Maybe her parents don't want an evil santa in the house all the time... I don't wanna go piano tomorrow... Maybe I can go some other day... My dad say wan... Urgh... CSI : Miami... Hate that show... I hate that Calleigh person... It's not cause she's blonde... It's cause I hate her... Gr... I'm in a bad mood now...

No... Why...?

Yo, y'all... It's just so weird in school without Shawn Chin... He left... We all miss you, dude... Haix... My dad turned to a documentary about Beijing... ^-^ Hi Claire... I got some bad news about that siput babi. He's leaving the school next year. Yes, I know... Everyone is going like, OMFG... So did I... I'm using FCD's come right now. I hate it. It has typos. Darn typos. My bro and his idiotic friend are downstairs... Ugh... His friend is going to our house later. Thank god I'll be gone. I have that self-development thing again later. My MP4 is fully charged this time, but I can't say the same for my phone... I didn't go to school for three days this week. Wednesday, Thursday and Friday... Cause they all go for trip already and only got us three girls. Claire didn't go because her mom go overseas liao and Chris also never go. So I copy them lu... So nice you know... Wed and Fri stay at home by myself. Thurs go my grandfather's house kacau FCD. Wakakakakaka... Haiz... Our class guys lost the Bball game... 1st they go against Form 2. And WON!! BOOYAH YOU FISHLIPS AND MATCHSTICKS AND THAT BITCH THAT FOLLOWS YOU TWO AROUND EVERYWHERE! IN YOUR FACE! IN YOUR FACE! But sadly, we lost to 1M... Boohoo... And I used all my cash buying drinks for them. My OWN money... Not FCD's... Gr... We played truth or dare with Daniel's ipod... It was okay... Shawn Chin went back on Monday... It was so sad, man... FCD almost cried... Truth be told, I also wanted to cry... No more nigger insulting FCD, no more stand up comedy... No more jokes about the retarded kid... He told us, ten years later, go look for "the best stand up comedian" on YouTube and all his name come out... So biao ba right... But I miss the biao ba ness... He came on Monday morning, then after recess like that he suddenly say wanna go home liao. We go see him off la... Then we were like, bye, bye, we'll miss you.... He walk out of the school lu... Then we were like, sad... And gonna go back up liao, and suddenly he come back again.. His parents were in the office... Then he go out again... And come back again... Say he forget something... We all so what you know... So anyway, FCD's woken up from his deep deep sleep. He went downstairs to eat porridge already... Ugh... We going to JJ after school on Monday... Wee... I was talking to Pausen yesterday, then suddenly he say that siput babi wanna leave WMSK liao. I was like *toot*. Then after that I go ask Ben Ee. He say they gonna change to BU4 next year... The one they say got alot of pretty girls wan. All the people are leaving... Hopefully got more funny guys come into our class next year... Siput Babi like already like another girl liao... He facebook and MSN all say... Make me and Chris worry about him and Claire only... Gr... Pausen also dunno who when I ask him. I'm sad now... Thinking of all the people that won't be here next year makes my wanna cry... Hobbes, Shawn Chin, Siput Babi, Timun they all also like going to go like that...

Wow...

I haven't updated in such a long time... I feel guilty... Somehow... I finally got started on that story Claire keeps nagging me to write... We didn't really do anything in school these two weeks... Shawn Chin is going back to Ipoh tomorrow... Why... He's our main source of entertainment... We'll be bored without you, dude! We just watched movies this week... Like... Batman : The Dark Knight, Tranformers : Revenge of The Fallen, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (We got out when it was on... It's so lame... I love the books, but hate the crap movies...) and The Last Emperor... Transformers and Batman were quite nice... But The Last Emperor got lame in the middle... I liked the front... When that guy was young he reminded me of my bro... Then when he was older he looked sorta like chubby guy... Ow... My arms hurt... I went swimming just now... Wee... I just passed my Chinese... 45% and only cause I begged the teacher for 1 extra mark... FCD sacrificed his balls for football... He was the goal-keeper... The ball hit his balls... Sad guy... He so fake.... We all didn't want to go to chinese on Friday... FCD pretended that his injured leg was so pain that he couldn't make it to the class... My foot... He was fine... It was funny how he could make it all the way up to the computer room on the FOURTH floor and not to chinese on the first floor... Me, FCD, Ash, Jason and Jason's sister went for some self-development class yesterday... It was ok... We went to the Curve after that! Wee! I love Borders! I found that book I've been looking for for so long... And Kissed By An Angel... I finished the first book... I still got about ten pages of Kissed By An Angel to go... But I'm too pissed off at that dumb blonde, Ivy, to read... She's such a bitch... Gr.... She doesn't deserve Tristan... Or Will... They're both so hot and good... Why can't Gregory just kill her already?! Then she can go to hell and never get Tristan OR Will... So I switched on the com and typed all this... Anyway... I ate dinner at TGIF with my cousins... So yummy... Then FCD mom and dad want to eat at the Curve... We went to the Apartment... Which was right next to TGIF... I didn't eat anything there though... I was at Borders... Jie Hua Kor Kor got us a chocolate thing at Starbucks... So good... I have a box of Ferro Rocher here... Wait... My bro took it... Darn him... I love Ferro Rocher... But now I have a pear... Wait... It's not as good as Ferro Rocher... Damn him for taking my Ferro! I went to the JJ near my house after swimming... Bought three more books... Wakakakakaka... I just remembered... There was this Gorilla guy at TGIF... He was so scary... Scare the shit out of us... Just come up behind our table like that... I found out I have pratically no emotions... I got 46 out of 150 for emotions in the profiling at the self-development thing... I love my dad... I finally got my new phone!! It's like, so damn cool... PLUS... my dad's bringing me to KOREA!! BOOYAH!! In your face, Pet! Wakakakakaka... Tabi... Why'd you let that hooker go?! WHY?! T^T

Swim, fat boy, swim!

That's one of FCDs favourite shows... I went swimming just now.
I asked Claire for an explaination on that thing she wrote in the blog....
Ya know... The stories one...
She didn't answer...
She was like, don't wanna talk...
FCDs mom is at my house now...
FCD is going to Pausens house later....
I also wanna go, but nobody want me...
Been playing chess for the last two days.
I'm sad... The chubby guy needs self-esteem lessons.
Did I mention this in one of my previous posts? I dunno.
Don't care la, just write...
The chubby guy was online. I go say hi and ask him how he's doing with his crush...
He was like, "I'm not up to her standard... I know she's not looking for love... I an lian only..."
Shit la him.
I tried to convince him he wasn't bad... But he didn't listen.
I even got Bens retarded advice for him, since Ben's the most egotastical person I know...
His advice was : Dance like MJ
Make perverted sounds
Be perverted
Stupid... He also told him to touch FCDs boobs all the time.
Haix... The chubby guy's taller than me... Taller than Sean also... Hate him...
My life's surrounded by tallfreaks, just to make me feel short.
I hate myself. Why didn't I go to the PTA meeting?! FCD and Jason went...
Claire didn't. We hate ourselves. My mom didn't let me go...
All her fault... FCD say She Teng's mom was very embarassing...
She stood up and started reading from a bunch of notes she brought...
FCD say she's and attention seeker.
If Claire went she and Jason sure argue wan.
Wakakakakakaka...

There's something I forgot....

FCD was running around after his money the other day...
There was some jumping involved too...
The guys la... Pausen, Shawn, Ben, Hobbes, Sean and Timun all play him...
They stole his wallet and took 10 bucks...
FCD was running all over the place chasing after them and the money...
Then Ben tied his shoelaces together...
He had to jump after that...
His fats were jiggling...
We were all mentally scarred...
In the end, the money was returned and his shoes were untied.

I hate that nigger.

Not meant tot offend all you other um.... darker people... It's just that one nigger... Namely O lang, Puan Rachel. Darn her to hell...
Ha! My english still got A even after she cut 10 marks! In her face!
I'm going to that PTA meeting tomorrow... Cause Claire make me...
Shit...
Last Saturday I my mother's side came over... It was like, weird... I cried... Cause my bro got more suns than me...
My mom made me study that damn KH for 3 days straight...
In the end only got 63%. Not including coursework... But still...
Ew... That woman on TV is like, OLD...
Wee... Ladida~
I buy The Devil Wears Prada box set... Got three books...
Read all liao... Sien la... A bit...
Two about women who smoke too much, get glamourous jobs, then have to choose between family or job. Retarded, I know.
The third one about 3 friends... Like me, Chris and Claire, but whatever.
Anyway, they're 30 years old already...
They're called Emmy, Leigh and Adriana...
Emmy is like, a restaurant manager... Leigh book editor and Adriana parents damn rich. No need to work wan.
I lazy to tell la.
Long story short, they live happily ever after.
As always.
That stupid old nigger go and rub in my face I got that guys name wrong... Stupid Zahid asshole.
Then she was like, : "I gave you 2 'compassionate marks'! I'm so good!"
Fine. I lied about the I'm so good part. But I was totally getting that vibe from her.
I went up to her and said : "I don't need your 2 'compassionate marks!'
She told me to think about it. I shoved them back into her damn nigger ass...
She purposely give FCD high marks cause he massage her... And sleep with her...
She likes Ben and FCD cause they are like, guys... With LJs...
She side with them. Asshole...
My Sejarah 76%... Wee...
That nigger also took my Maths Paper 2 from me...
She cut out time, and when we ask her, she was like, : "No one will know! Shut up!"
Asshole... I was like : "Like that also can a?!" In chinese.
She went like : "Who said that?"
I said : "Me..."
Then she took my paper. Damn her disgusting nigger self. I went out and find Puan Mona.
Then I got it back... Mona made me say sorry.
**** her. **** them both.
Wee...
Exams over liao. Everyday go school play only.
I played chess to day. Chinese chess and chess... I lost... All the time... Hate them.
They all got people help one... I one person...
We played basketball with the guys yesterday... Namely Shawn, Timun, FCD and Eddie.
Gina gave us a ball. The guys had another one.
Eddie crashed into me while we were playing... Darn pain...
I yesterday dunno why keep getting hurt one...
First get knocked into by Eddie, then fall down and my knee bleed.
Then go back that time Chris hit me with the ball... We were walking...
Suddenly, Chris call me and a ball crashed into my head.
Jeez. A little warning would have been nice.
We were walking back with FCD, Pausen and Ben.
Pausen saved our lives.
Today Gina suddenly call us and ask us where was the ball she had given us.
Form 3 wanted to use...
3 of us were like, OMG! We didn't know where it was.
Then we remembered... After the ball crashed into my face, we didn't see it!
We thought it had dropped into a longkang. If someone took it, we were dead.
Gina would scold us and From 2 to 5 would hate us. They collected money for it.
We were waiting for that damn Miss Deepa to get us the key for the store to check if it was inside...
Dunno what took her so dang long.
We were so worried while waiting for her.
In the end, it was inside the store. We're safe.
Pausen took the ball wan.
Thanks Pausen...
We so evil...
The Chinese teacher came today, but we pretend she never come.
But in the end me, Chris and Claire feel bad... Cause the teacher like so kor lian dai...
No one in the class... So we go up. So guai right... Then the rest come up also.
Wee... Today the 1C girls never come. Only me, Chris and Claire... Plus Thiwya...
But whatever.

Pills taste good...

I just had my pills... Wakakakakaka....
I'm crazy...
My mom's side is coming over tonight... My grandpa's birthday...
Wee.... Cake.... Wait...
Cake = ***s
So... Whatever...
My bro finally quit his piano lessons... Now I can go back to my original time...
Got piano exam next March... Teacher stressing me...
It's freaking me out...
Jason came over yesterday. I think he stayed...
FCD and him so evil... Yesterday FCD's mom cannot take my hair anymore cause I never pin...
So she go and pin up for me... I was like : NOOOOOO!!!! I don't wanna!
FCD and Jason were laughing like shit... FCD took a pic... I think Jason took a video...
I hate those tallfreaks...
Pausen yesterday come see my blog... Dunno what he think... ^-^
Maybe he'll be very angry... I dunno...
My bro so evil... Yesterday he take all MY Doraemon dan Rakan-rakan and read without my permission... AND he go take off all the skins and throw into the dustbin...
Grrr... I scold him like hell only...
I ate two Char Siew Paus just now...
Wakakakakaka... Goodbye Pausen...

Running circles in my head...

I often wonder... What would the world be like if I were Ruler of The World?
Yes, I realize that it's an impossible thing...
But still... I would do stuff to make the world a better place! (In MY eyes at least)

1. I would execute all Saitos...
2. Make those evil "it" girls who think they're so cool eat dirt... Then ship them off to a remote island somewhere...
3. Make evil rich people donate all they're money...

....
That's about it... Really... I would execute all Saitos... You know... Like Saito...
Weird...
Anyway... I read my KH already... No one is online... I hate them all...
I'm thinking about changing my blog template...
Just downloaded a bunch of songs...
I really think that those 1C girls bosong us 1M girls...
Yes, I know we're now in 1C... Let me explain...
1C is divided into 3 groups...
The ex-1Ms, the original 1Cs and The Saito Group...
The ex-1Ms... That's us... Include me, Claire, Chris, FCD, Hobbes, Timun and Shawn...
The 1Cs are Ben, Bee Hong, basically the ones who were originally in 1C.
Saito goup, obviously Saito and Tikus...
Anyway... Us 1Ms are like... Noisier than them...
The 1Cs are like goody-goody two shoes... Yes, that includes Ben. He only appears to be the bad boy type... Actually he very goody-goody two shoes wan...
They never make noise during class, always pass up their homework, basically the model class... Until we came into the picture...
They are, in one word, BORING...
1C was the GOOD class... Us 1Ms are just smarter than them...
Now we make a lot of noise in class... Yuen Han, Winny, Bee Hong, Ben all du lan us cause of that... They complain to Chris that me and Claire very noisy in class...
Ben every time tell us to diam wan...
Bee Hong you see her face then know already...
When teacher not in class, we separate into our groups liao... Us 1Ms in on one side, the 1Cs on the other... Saito group are on their own... Wakakakaka
Only Sean sometimes come join us only...
That day us 1Ms playing Truth or Dare...
We keep laughing and making a lot of noise...
The 1Cs keep looking over like very bosong like that...
They're like, jealous we dare to make noise and they only diam diam...
Really... They don't dare to make noise and stuff...
Without us, the class would have pin drop silence... No one crack jokes and stuff...
The 1st time we same class with them, we almost fell asleep cause it was so quiet and boring...
Jeez... We were like, why you all so diam wan? Bored until die leh...
They say usually like that one... Sad la they all...
But teachers like them better...
They hate us cause we always make noise and kacau kacau...
The 1Cs are the angels... We're the devils...
They curse the day we were streamed...
Now both classes all bad...
I wanna go back to 1M...
There easy easy get 1st place... Only we 3 girls...
Ever since streaming, the guys changed liao... They become worse...
Last time Chris in class ma... They all good good... Now leh... Haix...

.... Gonna fail you and gonna fail myself...

... So...
Continuing yesterday's post... I'm supposed to be reading KH... My mom's out doing her facial... I'm drinking soup...
...
Oh look... I finished my potato... I want another one... Wait a sec... I'll go get it...
{wait}
{wait}
I'm back... This soup tastes good! ...
Random...
Anyway... That my speakers are OK already...
I answered that question about the talking snail... So coincidental...
You know... The whole Ben = snail = Claire's BF thing...
In our Science there was a question with snails...
Plus one about Benzene...
Wakakakaka...
Poor Claire...
My dad won't let me go on the Cameron Highlands trip... So evil...
Whatever... I got over it...
I got 91 in my Science... Wakakakaka...
Claire and Pausen got 90.
Ben got 85...
Sean 83...
FCD 80...
That saito thing got 75 only! Yes! In your disgusting saito face!
Ben was like : Which subject I can win you?!
I said : Sex ed and english...
Really... I got a bad feeling I'm gonna get B for my english cause of that O Lang... Stupid nigger...
Tralalala~
I really like Already Gone by Kelly Clarkson...
Wee...
I'm evil... I pushed Claire to Saito...
We found out Sean is a disinfectant for Saito germs...
His Ah Guaness and love for curry crab can eliminate all Saito germs...
Stupid Daniel... Call us Four Feet... We're at least 5'1...Evil tallfreaks...

I hate peaches now...

Remember that time when I went through a peach phrase? Now I hate them. Canned peaches, I mean.
Stupid canned peaches... I understand why Claire hates them so much now...
They're evil...
I went home on Monday... After school... I had exams that day... So I went and ate that can of peaches sitting in my fridge... The whole can... The can opener was rusty... So I used the big kitchen knife... You know... The big rectangular kind... To hack open the can...
I was like... Bang bang bang... Hacking the darn thing...
They tasted funny... But I ate them... I hate myself... I had a stomach ache and wanted to vomit for the rest of the day...
Claire and Chris were so evil... They laughed at me...
The guy from my old school got a crush... Dunno who she is... He won't tell me... I hate him...
If you're wondering why I'm typing like this... It's cause Chris complain that I write very hard to see... So...
I took that social interview thing on Facebook... I lazy to type liao...Type tomorrow...

I feel better now....

Really... He told me to stop saying sorry... So I did... Now I feel better... Let us ask ourselves, why was Claire paying so much attention to Ben? In one of my previous posts, you'll remember I said that Claire was the one who said Ben was crying and called me evil... And stuff like that... But why was she paying so much attention? If it was Sean, she would have said : "Yes! Ah Gua cry liao!" or something like that... But when BEN "cried" she was like : "You're so evil! You made a biosexual freak cry! So bad wan you..." Sean is also a biosexual freak what... So... We come to the conclusion : Claire likes Ben.... Still... Wakakakaka... Heehee... I yesterday read Oka... The love story so sad... I also dunno why small kids' comic also will got love story... Anyway... Very touching weih... Got one guy right... People call him... I dunno what people call him... We now just call him OM... This OM is like, quite old liao... 70 like that... Anyway... He and his family protect dragons wan... So they go to this dragon hatching place... Baby dragon gonna come out from the egg liao... A lot of people want to eat the dragon egg... Cause eat already will be immortal... Right... So got a bunch of people come to snatch the dragon egg lu... But their leader and his wife, yes, his wife... They wear mask wan... Their leader send someone go to the dragon there and steal one baby dragon... Just come out of the egg wan... While the others fighting over a dragon egg that I forgot came out of where... The Leader's mask came off while Oka they all were fighting them la... To stop them eating the egg... Then... It is some guy called Lin... And his wife is some girl called Lei... They both quite young wan... Anyway... Their followers eat the egg liao turn into monsters... 原来... They eat the dragon egg liao will live forever, but will turn into monster... Then Lin tell a story... Ooooh... When OM was young that time, 50 years ago, Lin came to his village... Lei was also there wan... OM and Lei were friends... OM introduce Lei to Lin lu... Then Lei and Lin fall in love... But actually, OM also love Lei wan... So he bosong... But cannot do anything... One night... OM ajak Lei and Lin out into the woods... He give them a dragon egg... Don't ask where he got it... I also dunno... Anyway... He give them the egg... Because he know they want to live together forever ma... At first they dowan wan... But OM convince them... So he go back to the village and they take the egg lu... But... When they eat liao, half of Lei's body turn into monster... Her arm like monster like that and her face got scales... They were like, OMG! But Lin eat liao no problem, cause he lucky ma... Then they know already... OM leh, he early already know that eat dragon egg will turn into monster, but he bosong Lin and Lei happy together... So he give them the egg so they will turn into monster and be retarded like that... Cause the monsters retarded wan... But Lin and Lei never turn retarded la... So 50 years already... They come to the dragon hatching place... Cause long long oni got once wan... Lin think that Lei drink the baby dragon's blood liao will go back to pretty pretty like that lu... But she dowan... She say : "我们之间的爱，早已消失。。。 因为及然我们可以永远活着，就不珍惜在一起的时间。。。" Then Lin was like : "Lei..." Dun dun dun.... Dragon come out liao... She angry they take her baby and egg... So she attack them... Lei kena her tail... And faint... OM died while fighting the dragon... Anyway... Lin was like : "Lei! Lei! 振作一点。。。" Then Lei was like : "我们。。。 真傻。。。" Lin carry her and say : "Lei, 我们回家吧。。。" Sad right... My brother grow up already... Yesterday we watching show ma... Then suddenly he say : "That guy got abs!" I was like : "You know what abs mean already a?" He say : "I know la... That guy got abs, but he not handsome hor..." And OMG! That guy really got abs but not handsome... I'm so proud... ^-^ Wakakakakaka... I yesterday do Sejarah until wan die...

Coconut head...

I just remembered something... FCD's evil... He showed that guy's pic to them... I think... And we started calling Ben coconut head... Claire came up with it... Or durian head... Whichever you prefer... Lunch on Friday was weird... We, meaning Claire, Chris and I sat with the guys... Again... Wee... Be a man... Me and Claire are robots now... Cause of our voices... So cute... And the way we speak at the same time... Without planning it... Some times... Cikgu Homa say wan... And cause we're smarter than all of them... Biao ba... I felt so cold yesterday night... Dunno why... The parents on TV are discussing their daughter's sex life... The dad just said he would teach them about sex now... Weird... Me and Claire were playing O Piller during the exams... We both finish liao... Ben was playing with his hand sanitizer... Weird... The dad in the show is having a sex talk with the boyfriend of his daughter... Scary... Ew! The guy's showing the dad condoms in a shop... OMG... He's showing the different flavors of the condoms... And the different colours... He say got colours and transparent... Why am I so perved suddenly... Weird...

I'm ashamed of myself...

Really... I'm very very sorry. Really very sorry, Ben... I'm an evil person. I threw that pencil box at you for no reason. I'm real sorry... I hate myself... Yesterday in Chinese, I threw Pausen's pencil box at Ben for no reason. It hit him... Then he scold me... I felt so bad... Then Claire was making it worse... She was like, "You made him cry liao leh!" Then I was like, "No la... His eyes pain what..." Then Claire was like, "I can't believe you made a biosexual guy cry! You're so evil!" Then Ben said sorry. I dunno why... He do nothing wrong also... He write on a piece of paper and show me... I said sorry... Again and again... I'm still saying sorry... I used FCD's phone to send a sorry sms to him... Hope he read it... I felt really really bad... Then Claire, who caused everything, was making me feel worse... Then I cry... :( Claire caused everything... She tell Pausen not to stand, so he got punished by the teacher... So I threw the pencil box at Ben. So... Claire caused everything! ... I hate myself... Got exams... T.T Lucky my daddy come back liao. He yesterday morning flight got delayed... So at night only come back... I couldn't sleep or eat yesterday... I felt so bad... :( Hope he forgives me... That day we had to take all our books home... So darn heavy... Lucky Sean help me... Or I die liao... Anyway... I hate exams and Puan LJ... She's gonna leave next year... Wakakakaka... ... So... What now? I'm reading Twilight again... I hate Jacob Black... Bella is pure evil... Poor Edward... I feel for you, vamp dude... Claire suggested something that shocked me... She said : "We go Batu Unjur, you want?" I was like : "You want me to turn into a anti-social freak again a?! I can't believe you!" Then she say : "I with you ma..." Hopefully Chris also come with us... Smile... I still fell bad... Sorry dude...

Blur Blur now...

Wee... I just came back from Claire's blog... I hate Chris... She say I'm the fattest, biggest person ever... T.T Claire's been trying to convince me I'm not fat... But that's not true... I'm fat... Daniel is a tallfreak! I hate Amar... He got 2 VIP tickets to go see the All-American Rejects... T_T Cry Cry... Evil tallfreak Ah Gua... I shoot him... Chris say my blog very hard to read... I agree... Cause I sometimes also cannot read... ^.^ FCD today never go school... I bosong... Pausen so weird... I hate Shawn Chin... He say I like PAUSEN... Ewww... I like also dun like him la... Scary... Stupid boys... Purposely make us angry... Angry angry... My Akong bro passed away this morning... I going to his funeral later... I want my new phone... That I'm gonna get... Hopefully... Z770i... Flip phone... Comments? None... Stupid Gina... Girl, what are you still doing here? You should be on duty now! Later I fine you if you're not careful! I was like Ya, ya... =.= That saito also never duty la! She never scold him... That saito was standing there... Eating like a pig... We had that prefect farewell party thing right... Then there were 2 plates of fries... That Saito go and finish both... People still want to eat wan okay, SAITO! Uncle Wai Kit say : "That guy a, eat like cow only a! Finish all the fries!" He went for 6 rounds you know... Pet also never eat that much... Then the second plate he was like grabbing it from the plate and just stuffing it into his mouth you know! We were like : "Eww!!!" Yer... Disgusting right... It was on Wednesday... Ah Gua just now snatch tie from me... Then I go take his book... Wakakakaka... Lucky my mom never see... She see liao I mati wan... Shawn Chin very bad wan... Tikus and him play Habbo wan right... Then 1 day Shawn go into Habbo, Tikus was there... Dating a girl! Shawn go and take the girl email and ask her, : "You want to see what he really looks like?" She say OK la... Shawn send her Tikus's pic... She see already say :"Ew!" And sign out... So bad right... I still laughing... Claire like GD... I was like, :"Oh! You dun like Tabi and Taeyang liao la!" Mwahahahahaha... They scold me... Say I keep talking to Ah Gua dun talk to them... I was like =.=... TRJ weird wan... Chris and us go sit with the guys right...Timun there... Then he say to Chris : "Whaiseh! You dun come here la! Later they say I cari pasal!" TRJ too overprotective liao... Weird wan you know... Claire's a lesbian... Some lesbian called Grace send her a message say wan to couple with her... Haha... Scary... Someday I'm gonna pull that Ah Gua's tie... Daniel that day pull my wan... Say dunno what "prefect tradition"... Obviously bluff wan la... I say wan pull his wan then cannot... He got mustachio... And use Maybelline to curl is eyelashes... I call him Ba Gua and beat him... Cause remind me of Ah Gua... Jason George looks weird... He shaved his mustachio... Like FCD... Suddenly everyone's shaving... Daniel should try it sometime... Death to the Tallfreaks!

Won't won't won't

I won't think about him anymore. I won't. Every time I start thinking about him, I'll go play my piano or read my books. So I won't think about him anymore... ... That guy from my old school is right, actually. Emotions are a weakness... So the best way to protect yourself is to not feel anything. Logic really. Don't feel anything and anything that happens won't affect you. Good? Yes. Don't ask. Really. I'm calmer now. Serenity and tranquility... As Claire would say... Perverse men... Useless buggers. Spin spin spin. Head gets dizzy. Skip skip skip. I go crazy. I am, really. Haha. Laughing at myself now.

Weirdness...

Really... Scary somtimes... It gets to you... I dunno why... I'm getting weirder and weirder every moment... I don't wanna go back to school and see Fish Lips and Ah Gua and all the people I hate... I just did my Sejarah... I dunno if I wanna decorate the Library or not, actually... Pet seems like he wants to... But I don't want to have to decorate it with Saito... It'll be scary... But that Pet say maybe... He dunno... I oso dunno... Dunno about TN... Saito sure wan to do wan... Haix... Decisions, decisons... My mom seems to be thinking about sending me to some self development thingy with FCD and Jason... I dunno if I want to or not... I just know that if I don't manage to play Marriage D'Amour flawlessly, I'll kill myself. My right hand is fine... It's just my left hand... I'm learning to play it myself... Without a teacher... I know how to play Secret by Jay Chou quite well already... Which is a great thing, cause I only got the song on Wednesday... I'm proud of myself... Now... Hopefully... Abraham Lincoln was a lawyer before he became President of the United States... Wee... I wanna eat peaches... But I lazy to open my can... I dunno how, anyway... Always FCD's kakak open for me wan... Lalalala~ I'm a sad person... I'm hungry... But I don't feel like eating... Having many new books to read does this to me... Hopefully I'll be able to lose some fats by this... ^.^ I have 2 more to go... I read The Demon Lexicon... That guy is weird... At least he's hot... And has abs... But I still love Tabi the most and hate that Ah Gua the most... Nice, huh? I feel like playing in the rain... I could lie under the rain forever... Cold... Wet... Alone... Best place for me... Besides bookshops... They're my most favourite places in the world... Quiet... No weird couples snogging between the shelves... No ripped books... Wee... Run around in the rain... But it's not raining... Sad... Twirl around and around... Get dizzy... No need to think about anything... Especially him... Anything but him... Just not him... My mind won't listen to me... I DON'T WANNA THINK ABOUT HIM!! Just not him... Not him... My heart breaks every time I think about him... I want a marshmallow... I only forget about him when I play my piano and read... That's why I read so much... I've been playing my piano a lot recently... As in, a lot... My mind is spinning out of control... Feeling sentimental... And melanchonic... Can't think straight...

I'm the worst person on earth.

I really am... I got Puay San into trouble... Wakakaka... I wrote about what she told me and Ash read my blog... So she scold Puay San... i just never say anything... I'm so evil... Weekeekeekeekee... Me, FCD and Jason formed a Hate Her club... The Brotherhood... Damn them... They can't resist callin me a "man"... Yestersday FCD's mom's Bday! We go restaurant eat... Sadly, no one bought a cake, so after the party Jason's mom, bro, sis and Ash go buy a cake... They said they wouldn't go to JJ... So we didn't go along... We were in my Akong's house... We stayed at home and watched I am Legend... Then when they came back, Ash was the 1st person to step into the house. She went like : "Hi! We're back!!" And guess what she was holding... A chocolate shake thingy... With the STARBUCKS logo on it! Then we were like, WTH!! They went to Starbucks! And didn't even buy anything for us! And you know what the worst part was?! She bought a freaking LARGE!! Even I didn't buy a large Caramel Macchiato with FCD's cash! I bought regular!! Then me, Jason and FCD got pissed and went upstairs to FCD's room to watch I am Legend on FCD's TV. We formed the Hate Her Club... And FCD said : "To the Brotherhood!" Shit! But one good thing is that they got Peach cake! I went downstairs to get cake for them... The peaches were go good... But the cake was like, dry. Ok lu... But not that good... Hey, look! The Ah Gua got RC! ... ... ... I'm not talking to him. Anymore... Forever... I hate him... Sign in when I'm not online la! Go die la you! Stupid Ah Gua... I got more books at JJ yesterday! Yippee! Wakakaka... I'm starting to sound like that guy from my old school... Weird... I didn't go swimming today... No mood...

I love cake...

Really, I do. And Blogger agrees with me. Cause there's this cake thing on top there with they're logo... I love to bake it and eat it. That's another reason I'm fat... Weekeekeekeekee... Yesterday I went to KLCC... So damn nice... We went by train with my mom's friend and her children. My dad never come. He had to work... T.T We went to that Petroscience thingy there... I go so many times liao. So, sorta sien lu... Lucky they never have those retarded experiment shows... I hate them... Then I go out early with my mom... Got a bunch of annoying malay boys behind us in the queue... Shit la them... Hate malays... Then I go Kinokuniya! Yes! I really love that place... It's like a heaven for me... I only got to get 5 books when the grown-ups say have to go home liao. Sad rite... I never even go upstairs to the music section... T.T But at least I got Syren... I'm gonna rub it in FCD's face later... Yesterday my cousins come stay over... Puay San and Puay Nee... Puay Nee sleep very early this time... Dunno why... She usually kacau us then sleep very late wan... Me and Puay San talk until very late... She tell me about the people in her school and stuff... I tell her about the Ah Gua... I tell her everything between me and the Ah Gua... Tell liao I feel better already... ^.^ Dunno why... For some reason... My bro bought some retarded comics called "Oka"... Like lame oni... He say very nice... Weird... The weird game cards that came with it are staring at me now... Just sitting on the table beside me... Creepy... You make me wanna call you in the middle of the night, you make me wanna hold you to the morning light... Paiseh... I'm listening to You Make Me Wanna by Blue... Last time kids that time always sing wan... Love it... I know this is a feeling that I just can't fight, you're the 1st and last ting on my mind... Oh... I lost it again... Paiseh... I told Uncle Ben Ee about the Ah Gua... I dunno if it's wise or not... But still... I have given up on that Ah Gua... So whatever lu... Now I got new books, so I'm happy... But I hate myself... That freaking book was THERE and I didn't notice it!! I'll never forgive myself... Ever... I read 3 books liao... 2 more to go... Lucky Syren thick... Or I will read all finish to fast... Sad right... Everybody in Ash's school knows she likes Jeremy... But he doesn't like her back... Puay San check with him liao. She got his hotmail from Ash's acc and ask him. He say he dun like her... Wakakakaka... WILL SOMEBODY COME ONLINE!!! THAT FREAKING AH GUA NEVER ON WAN! HE'S PISSING ME OFF! I FIX HIS FACEBOOK FOR HIM AND HE DOESN'T EVEN BOTHER TO GO ONLINE!! I HATE HIM!! DIE! DIE, ALL THE AH GUAS OF THE WORLD!! ... ... ... ... Sorry there. I'm just angry no one is online... Don't say anything...

Tralala~

Wee... I'm listening to Thanks For The Memories by Fall Out Boy... There are a bunch of evil stupid chimpos there... Then the guy smashing the equipment... Plus another MV of Fall Out Boy... With vampires... ^.^ Me hart! I'm gonna bake cakes later... 3, in fact... ... Don't think left or right... Think straight people... I'm baking them with my cousins... No, not FCD... My other cousins... Ash, Puay San and Puay Nee... (: Claire edited some photos of our family yesterday... My head looks so big in some of them... FCD's pic is on too... He was horrified... Ash is here too... In my house... Wakakakaka... Nobody online wan... That guy in my old school has to go to school... Cause he attends Hin Hua secondary... Sad guy... He yesterday sign in liao then chat wit me for 5 seconds and then his status set to busy... So I don't kacau him lu... His MSN PM all about not being weak, emotions are useless blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda... Wait... I knew it!! He just doesn't want to admit it... Remember that GF who broke up with him? I think she got another BF already... And now that guy's really sad... Wakakakaka... My plant on Restaurant City is going to be harvestable in 30 minutes! Wee... I want my phone... But it's spoiled... ): Weekeekee... Haha... I'm psycho...

Facials are scary...

Seriously... I had my first facial yesterday... It was scary... FCD had one too... He keep laughing at me... He do before already, of course he not scared la... I first time you know... FCD have to do RM70 wan... Cause he so many pimples... He learned to shave! Wen Chien Kor Kor teach him... So his mustachio is gone... ^.^ The facial thing so geli... The person say my skin very nice... ^.^ I so biao ba... I took like 35 minutes only... FCD took longer than me... By a lot... His "pimple residue" all over his hair and his shirt... he do finish liao his hair in front all stand up... So funny... The pimple thingy was painful... Thank goodness I only a few pimples... Loong the worst... XD Me and Ash go next door kopitiam buy Teh Ais while waiting for him... Then we watch CSI there... Nice weih... I go my Banting Ah Mah house and photostat piano stuff... I finally found the song I was looking for... Plus Jay Chou wan... I got from my cousins... Wee... Finally... FCD was playing his PS3 yesterday... Look nice la that game... Infamous... Anybody hear before? About this guy... Got powers... Electricity... Can heal people also... The dust men look like the cartoon vulture oni... Ice Age that wan... Seriously... ^.^ I wanna cut my hair like boy... But scared I look weird...

We are the champions, my friends...

Hello... I'm back... It's weird... Yesterday I went to Sunway Pyramid and bought, get this, ONLY 1 BOOK. So I very bosong. I go and buy The Lost Symbol by Dan Brown... Ok la... But I like The Da Vinci Code better. I dunno why... But I do... Anyway... 2 days ago got a guy in my old school add my on Facebook. He very weird wan... ^.^ Paiseh if you read this, man... But I don't think he'll read. He dang lazy wan... :P I woke up at 9 this morning. My bro is watching that Sean on TV. You know?? That Sean on D.I.E. Again? The real Sean would be too Ah Gua to go on TV. To know more about the rest of us, go to my old blog. www.rainydaysmakemesmile-riptide.blogspot.com... (: Smile. I LOVE THE HOLIDAYS!!! Mr Darmesh send us those notes I still no mood to read. Paiseh Mr Darmesh. But I really don't feel like it. These few days me and my bro dug up our old Ping Ton comics and read again. ^.^ So nice. Yes! Sean just pushed his dad down the stairs! Haha. Now he's killing his bro... Cool...

Weirdness will prevail...

Really... That was weird... I just came back from Claire's blog... It was weird... Not saying anything... I'm at home with my bro... My parents went out to cut hair or wash hair or something... I'm lying on the floor typing... The TV is on... Wee... My bro is like : "Er...." With a blur blur face just staring at the TV... Wait... Now I wan copy him... Er.... *blur blur face* Nope, he does it beter... I wanna cut my hair to crew cut wan... But mommy dun let... She say cut liao I not pretty... Blek. I oso not pretty, cut dun cut same wan what... Haix... It's a sad life... Now I finally can chat... No one chat with me... I just opened the notes from Mr Darmesh... Weird... I should be a good girl and read them now... But I got no mood...

Fat losing project is in progress... ^.^

Wee... My fat losing project is in progress... I went swimming again today... With the kids of my dad's friend... It was weird... There were a bunch of annoying boys there... So I swim a few laps and stop... Then they go back I only swim again... But at least swim 10 laps like that... ^.^ Then I eat mango ice-cream... So nice... My dad's friend buy wan... After that we go my aunty house for "gathering". Eat lunch there... My dad cook spaghetti... There was a bunch of other stuff too... Wee... I watch TV there and play piano a bit... Then before I go back I do test... The computer take your fingerprints and analyse for you... See your personality and stuff... My aunty do wan. She 1 time do RM300... We family so no need pay... (: Then come back and blah blah blah... Yesterday D.I.E. Again final episode... I like the Sean in the show... He psycho wan... (: The real Sean kanasai wan. My mom say guys named Sean all not good wan... I was like =.=''' swt... The Sean nice lo... He stay in the Mental Hospital in England since he 5 years old because he psycho wan... His parents all never visit him... Only his evil twin older bro Fred visit him... So his bro die he want revenge and yadda yadda yadda... He was cute when he mentally cacat... ^.^ I so evil... Actually his looks ok la... But Tabi is the most leng zai!! ^.^ Love him forever... I found out I'm a genius on the com fingerprint analyser thingy of my aunt's... Yeah... I always knew I'm a genius... No kidding. Really... I'm a genius... I watched a documentary of King Henry VIII yesterday... ^.^ He was the serial wife killer guy... I only watched the last half... So I dunno why he so psycho... Anyway... His 5th wife was perverted... She had an affair with some guy... He executed her... Wee... Henry VIII executed 70000 plus people... He turned into an obese, crippled tyrant! He had a huge saito... Wakakakaka... Notice the significance? Haha... He had to have 4 guys carry him around in a chair cause his leg was crippled... Most people only need 2 people... Wakakakaka... Obese saito guy... Tralala...

Happy Birthday to You...

Wee... Yesterday FCD's dad's birthday... We go Crystal Crown makan... ^.^ Yummy... There's the cake, or should I say cakes, down there...
Wakakakaka... I'm greedy, that's why I'm fat... ^.^ FCD and his parents down there...

Tralala... Me and my Leng Zai daddy... Real wan... FCD's not leng zai... (: Biao Ba...
Grr... I upload that image 3 times liao... Better not delete it again... I have to go Sejarah tuition later... :( Down there is me and FCD...
XDXD He's like retarded... I'm not gonna upload anymore pics... It makes my com go funny... I peeled my dessert pau and it was like, naked.... Weird... There was Peking Duck... The skin was cut off... My bro stupid wan... He dun dare to eat meat cause he scared they will come after him in his sleep... As ghosts... Stupid... So ah gua... I dowan my bro to be ah gua!!

Wee... ^.^

I put Claire and Ben in the same chat room today... But nada... ^.^ Grr... I hate that Ah Gua... He was talking to that... Saito thing like old friends... Angry... Hate him... I confisicated that calculator he was using to do his maths during PJK... He injured his leg so he didn't need to go for PJK... Not that he ever does... He just sits there... Doing nothing... And the weird thing is, he doesn't wear his glasses... LoL... If he's not gonna exercise, wear his glasses la... Anyway... It was actually Ben Jing's so I gave it back to him during recess... Whatever... When was the last time I updated? I forgot... Anyway... My teacher changed my place 2 times in 2 days... At first I was sitting beside the window with Ben on my left, Thiwya in front of me and Loong behind me... But he keep kacauing me so I complain to teacher... Evil rite... So teacher change me to Ben's place and Ben sit in my place, FCD go sit Ah Gua place, Wei Jun sit Pausen place and Pausen sit Wei Jun place... But stupid FCD, Pausen and Claire they all made teacher change my place to sit in front of Claire... 2nd row... BESIDE SAITO!! That is in Wei Jun's place... Den I bosong lo... Because honestly, who would want to sit with that Saito?!?! So I do sour face for teacher to see... Then she cannot take it and switch Saito to Shawn Chin's place. So now Shawn Chin sit beside me... Our family is sitting in one line already... Hobbes, Me, Claire, then FCD. One line straight down. Now all we need is Chris... Hm... But I still a bit bosong... Cuz I liked sitting next to Ben... Sorta... Cause he like... Funny... And a bit gay... Plus weird... And I can copy his answers during Maths... But now I do faster than him... But still, I can concentrate better sitting in my old place... I dunno what's gotten into that Ah Gua... When he sit behind Ben that time, he keep going like : "You see what I mean?" Den I ask him what? He say : "You and him..." and shake his head... Weird... When I explain something to Ben during Maths then Ah Gua will do that liao... They all say I "Flirting" with Ben... Swt... I flirt with him for what? And as he pointed out, who want to flirt with me? Right... I'm ugly and fat... Yeah, I know it... Plus he thinks I'm "man"... ^.^ I went and tried to kacau him on MSN... I put a smiley face like this : ^.^ and he ask me who I am... I told him I was Milaine, and he went like : "oh... LOL... SO MAN!" ^.^ Anyway... I got 35 over 40 for my science test... Objective... So did Ben... Ah Gua and FCD got 34... LOL... We almost got busted by Bala... We call Saito "saito" during Science class... Bala heard us and asked what we called him... Saito went like, : " They always tease me that..." And Bala asked what again, Saito said : "What he just said!" Pointing at Shawn Chin. When we were all about to get busted, I said : "Cytoplasm!". Then Bala said, : "He's the Nucleus of this class" and a bunch of shit... We just said nothing and played along... I saved our asses... So smart right! ^.^ Perasan. LOL... FCD is now the Tok Guru Otak Kuning of our class... Haha... Wee... FCD so bad wan... We had a retarded summary thing where we were told to read a retarded story and tell the summary in front of the class and that freaking O Lang Puan Rachel, and we had to choose a partner, I was with Claire, Chris was with Yan Qing, Ben with Pausen, Winny with Thiwya, Saito with Tikus, Hobbes with Timun, and Shawn, Wei Jun, Sean the Ah Gua and FCD were left. Bee Hong was feeling sick so she was excused... Anyway... FCD was gonna go with Shawn but that freaking Puan Rachel (Lan Jiao) said : "Yuan Loong, don't go with Shawn Chin." Cause she wanted to set Shawn up with Saito... Then she made FCD go with Sean the Ah Gua. Grr... Then Shawn Chin cry you know... I've never seen him that quiet... It was sad... In the end, that Lan Jiao put Saito with Tikus and said she was "pulling Shawn's leg". Yeah right. I hate that teacher the most. Ben Ee's gonna sing a duet with Winny... Oh shit... Not Ben, Ben Ee... His Bro. Ben Ee is like, so perasan... He sucks at singing. Honestly. But he thinks he very "Talented" and "Good"... Jeez... We're trying to get Winny not to sing with him. Especially Ben. Yeah! But it's not really working... Ben Ee sucks. His singing is like... The worst kind of torture... I had goosebumps while he was singing... We tried to show Winny what a mistake she was making by getting Ben Ee to sing Love Story and No Boundaries... Eww... We were all like "This is shit! Tell him to stop or I'll die..." But we didn't let him hear... We're not that evil... Hopefully Ben will be able to make him see that he sucks at singing... So we won't be tortured... By the horrible sound of his singing... Winny! Do a solo! You can't sing with Ben Ee!! Your performance will be a disaster!! Save yourself!!!

P.S. If he really IS gonna sing, I'm gonna record it and put it on YouTube. But I'll stuff my ears while recording it...

Lose The Fats!!

Hello... Good to see all of you... Yeah! I swam 10 laps at the pool today! Wee... I hope I lost some fats... FCD will never lose fats if he continues like this... I told him he can go swim at the Botanic Club anytime he wants but you know what the said? "I'm too lazy." You see! I mean, the membership costs RM10k PLUS monthly maintainence fee of RM77... Jeez... Talk about wasting... He has the bloody membership but he doesn't want to use it... =.=''' I went for the tutoring session yesterday... It was OK la... But like, weird la... XD I hate being a prefect... T.T Everyday have to go duty... Bored to death... But still... I have to be one if I want to get a scholarship next time... For university... So I'll just stay on... Wee... Iron Chef always wins... You notice? If the challenger wins, no one will watch anymore... I found Snail's [Ben Jing] Facebook a few days ago... Weird... I found it on Claire's Facebook... [Hint] [Hint] Wow... I didn't know Uncle Ben-Ee's christian name is Lance... And that he's 20... And has a complicated relationship... Cool... I just thought he likes She Teng but She Teng doesn't like him back... Weird... Is that complicated? I don't think so.... FCD has a complicated relationship... He likes Bee Hong and Yan Qing at the same time and can't decide who he wants to be with... Wait... Come to think of it... No... FCD's relationship is really simple... Compared to mine... But I'm not saying anything... ^.^ AxeDee... I didn't know Snail uses XD... Weird...

^_^

Ohaio! Everybody add my new email please... annoyingbugg3rzunit3d@live.com.my. ^_^ I dunno why I keep using that... *blur* Wee... Anyway... Claire's "hot aussie guy" is like, not hot at all... I saw his facebook... He looks rather nerdy... No offence... But still... Okay... Public Enemies is perverted... The movie... *...* Weird... It's a Saturday afternoon, and I ain't going anywhere... 'cept my mom's friend's house... LOL... I have to go for a tutoring session on Sejarah... *Blur* I spent the whole afternoon yesterday on Facebook after I came back from JJ. But nobody talk to me... =.=''' T_T Johnny Depp is weird... But whatever...

It's the weird girl again!

Hi everyone! I've started blogging again! Hopefully I don't give up on this one halfway again... ^.^ Anyway... Nothing much has happened... I've decided I'm too fat and must lose weight ASAP... I noe... You guys are probably thinking : "She only realized that now... Isn't it a bit late?" XD I noe I'm fat... So I must try to lose as much weight as possible... Wee... I'm weird... I got no books to read... Save me... I can't find those books...