Dunno why...

Really. I dunno why. I just like tall, dark and handsom guys with a sick sense of humor. It's scary sometimes. They're like, so hot. Haha... Anyway. Fly.fm last night was weird... Taylor Swift was guest DJ-ing for Ryan Seacrest on AT40. Cause he was bloated, apparently. The people asked her fan questions. There was that "Are you dating Taylor Lautner?" question, and she avoided it. Darn. I took that My kind of guy thing on notes, and it was okay. Tralala~ I'm too lazy to write my story. No inspirtation. I just started on the dragons. I've decided to make Xena, or whatever I decide to name her, critical, sarcastic, weird and a pessimist. Nice huh? Dunno why, but Will is like, being retarded. Confused. Apparently Robert Pattinson's chest is disgusting. Really pale, no muscles, and hairy. Ew... Ash's mom told me. Ew ew ew. That was like, the biggest sacrifice he could have made. Since he has zero muscles and icky complexion. FCD should listen to Face Drop. You know, the one by Sean Kingston, about how people shouldn't judge him by his fatness... Yeah. Darn Taylor Lautner and his abs. Hot hot hot. I wanna build a house already. All cause of Claire. She got that bloody Sims 3. Evil little retard... I'm not going to watch New Moon. Don't wanna waste my money and give myself mental scarring. Cause of RP's icky chest... Taylor Swift said she wrote Love Story in 25 minutes on her bedroom floor. Like, wow. It's a bit stupid, really. How I used to think, you know. About those things... Not gonna say anything anymore. Pausen told me to trash Sean on his Facebook. He and Snail did it too. I wanna kill Snail. Gr... My bro learned the Hot... Hot... Hot... Hot.. Hot hot hot hot, that's very hot! thing. Ew. Scary. Whatever.

A cup of caramel macchiato would be nice...

Gr... I hate all the radio stations now... They're all "Oh! Robert Pattinson is so hot! New Moon! New Moon!" Pui. I hate them... Anyway, I'm confirmed to go to Korea... :) Spent the last two days shopping for winter stuff... I got a grey ski cap... I look like a cancer patient... >.< Now Claire got a replacement for Tabi liao... Cause she accepted that she'll never get Tabi when Tabi had to kiss that girl... Now she has some guy called Taec... I got no replacement for anyone... :) Like I care... I think this is Hugh Jackman week on Star Movies... Yesterday night I went down to watch TV, and there was X-Men 2 on SMV... Then after that got Deception... Also got Hugh Jackman... That's why... I watched Shooter... Quite nice... He runs around shooting people and blowing things up... FCD says Taylor Swift can rap but cannot sing... Dunno how that happened... He likes that Thug Story - Taylor Swift and T-Pain... Watched a bit of South Park yesterday... We were all like, "Bryan, get out of the room!" Cause... You know... It was the one about AIDS... So retarded... I went to play badminton today. It was weird. Then I just went to Universal Traveller... Oh yeah... Everyone who reads this, who only consist of Claire and maybe Chris, Snail wants you all to vote for his "ex GF" on Kitschen or something... It's on Facebook... He asked me to tell you all... Cause he want to waste my time and money... I'm doing this for... Nothing. We went to the Bangi Kopitiam to eat just now. The waiter must've thought I was crazy... I started laughing for no reason... Again... He was staring at me weirdly. I know. Now got X-men on TV. Not X-men 2... See what I mean about Hugh Jackman week? Presicely.

KOREA!!!

Uhuh, uhuh... I'm going to Korea, I'm going to Korea... *Happy dance*
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That Happy dance was traumatizing... I admit... BUT I'M GOING TO KOREA!!! YES!!! Snow... Tabi... Taeyang... Haix... It's all coming true... But not confirm yet... All I can do is hope... But still... ^-^ I went for that stupid trip my mom got us... It was... Okay, I guess... We went to the rice factory... And sauce factory... Plus the pottery factory and Petting zoo... It was with a bunch of little kids... Urgh... At least I got to watch Where got ghost on the bus... We sit in the front, so see clearly... ^-^ Bought six kinds of sauce at the sauce place. Then go to the pottery factory we paint the cup... I painted BE A MAN! XD at the bottom there, and drew our "family" on it and write DA MAN, FCD, RK, and FLOWER on it. So nice. But smudged... I was like, darn... The petting zoo was so small... Got 1 guy fall into the water at the fish pond there... My mom lent him my bro's pants to wear cause he's my mom's friend's son... Weirdness... I bought a sake bottle. Like, so nice... You know Robert Pattinson? The freakishly ugly guy? He got one song, I forgot the name liao, which is sooo retarded... Got 1 and a half minutes of guitar intro, and then the first phrase is "smelly things"... Stupid right?! That retarded Nadia on Fly.fm keep wanting that song. But the guy dun wan it. I agree with the guy... FCD still in Jason house... So boring at home... My grandma later got eye surgery... She got cataract... So sad... T^T I found out Martin Luther King Jr. got a lot of mistresses... He was a pervert... Sort of... Sean siao wan. In the middle of my piano class, suddenly sms me : When we going to Sunway?
I tell him I in piano, later talk to him. I do dialouge form ya...

Me: Hu tell u we going to Sunway wan?!
Him: I suggest wan la.
Me: U got tell Claire dey all a not... I dun tink we have time leh... FCD not here oso...
Him: Please leh... I very boring...

Who does he think I am?! His mom izzit?! Stupid... Haix... Lame la him... Watching CSI : NY. Love it... That Ann Steele case... Ishk!

I hate DragonballZ

Really, I do... My idiotic bro bought it in the PS shop a few days ago... I think it was on Saturday... Anyhow, he's hogging the living room TV playing it... Gr... Now I can't watch CSI : NY because of him... I played with him a couple of times... And totally trashed him! Booyah! Maybe it's part of my manliness... My bro doesn't know who Christiano Ronaldo is... Damn him... Yesterday watched Malaysia VS Korea BWF World Finals... Malaysia lost... So cham... Haix... I want Famous Amos!!! Gimme!!! Darn... Not working... Sheesh... I slept until 11.30 in the morning today... Wow... New record for me... That stupid puzzle I still haven't finish... Damn... UJ like, all the time on MSN wan... Maybe his mom just doesn't care... We're still going to Korea! In December! Oh, I went down 1kg... So good to know... Jeez... No one's online anymore... And I also dunno how I got this "tan" Claire... Just go play on the beach all the time and go swimming... That's what I did when I was young...

Taylor Lautner is hot...

Darn... He really is... I just realized... I mean, I knew he was hot when I saw him in Cheaper By The Dozen 2, when he was like, 14 or something... Now he's like... So darn hot... And he has abs... 14 kg of pure muscle... How can you not love that? Urgh... But I'm still on Team Edward... Always will be... Love the vamps... But in real life? I hate Robert Pattinson... He's one of the ugliest guys I have ever had the misfortune to lay my eyes on... Ew... He doesn't even have muscles... Notice he never takes off his shirt in the show... But still... Love the REAL Edward more the any of them... I didn't go for self development yesterday... My mom brought me to JJ on Friday... After Kumon... Yes, I am now officially going to Kumon again... Have to start from C 111... I was in G... Sank so low... Then we went to JJ! Wee! Let me tell you, this trip was alot more successful than all the previous trips... I bought like, four book and one CD there... Plus a bunch of other stationary... Spent about 200 plus bucks... Then we went to eat at Pastamania... Yummy... I bought a 1000 piece puzzle... Friday stayed up until 3 a.m. like that doing it... Spent most of yesterday doing it also... Claire saw her other snail at Sunway... I dunno why... She was like, ranting about all the bimbos who were with him... Sad girl... I went to Sake Sushi... It was like, ew... I wanted to go Starbucks, but didn't ask... Sad life...

Stupid bluetooth...

Darn it. My bloody bluetooth cannot work or something... So now I can't send the pics on my phone to my com to upload on Facebook. Gr... And my USB cord is at home... Wtv... BOOYAH!! HOLIDAYS ARE HERE!!! Oh yeah, oh yeah...! Haha... Life is weird to me... Anyway... Friday... I hate Chris now... Go school never call me... Suan liao... Haix... We're probably never going to see Hobbes or Pet again... No more demented baby... No more perverted snail... No more diamla!s... T^T sad... So sad... The class party was okay... I brought ice and seven-up and miranda... Wee... Teck Cheung bring sparkling juice and other stuff... That disgusting saito go and eat the most, when he what also never bring... Not that anyone would eat what he bring or anything, but he could have brought his own supply of food, right?! But no... He leech off our food... PUI! We made "Steamboat" if two kinds of fishballs and maggi chicken stock cubes can be called steamboat... Those stupid girls who came up with the idea DIDN'T BRING ANYTHING AT ALL. Other than the steamboat pot thing... They didn't even bring a LADLE. Toot, right?! They're stupid idea, and they expect us to bring EVERYTHING. I think they wanted to poison us by making us use plastic to eat FREAKING HOT SOUP AND FISHBALLS...! Claire was the one who brought the fishballs... I brought the chicken stock. Apparently, Winny woke up at 3.30 in the moring to make sushi... You know for who? FORM 5, THAT ****ING WHO! Oh yeah... OUR MONEY... THEY EAT THE SUSHI... Bloody hell... Now I si beh bosong them liao. Lemme give you three things :

1. They INSISTED on buying the VERY EXPENSIVE 2kg of japanese rice when we only needed ONE CUP. Cause, apparently, the 1kg pack doesn't taste as "good" as the 2kg one. I see no difference. Same thing. We didn't even have to use jap rice.
2. They took the jap rice and claimed it as THEIRS... Oooh... We did most of the work and they get the rewards...
3. They didn't bring ANYTHING. Really. Apart from the steamboat thing and some extra sushi from what they made for Form 5, they brought NOTHING.
4. They always make us do all the work and just sit there and take the credit. Seriously, they take credit for all of what WE do... If it's a success, they get credit when they did practically NOTHING. And when it goes wrong, "Milaine, Claire and Chris do wan! We did nothing!" That time Puan Mona put YQ and Santa in charge of the cooking thing, in the end WE did all the work. Menu we plan. Money we collect. Most of the things we bring. We do all the shopping while they go buy their lunch. SEE WHAT I MEAN?!
   
5. They used the jap rice to make sushi for FORM 5. Ooh... You'd think that they'd use it to make for their OWN CLASS, right?! But nooo... Their "sisters" in Form 5 are more important.

And the sushi wasn't VERY VERY nice also... No sauce or anything... The timun they never even go get the bitter stuff out then go cut liao. Stupid... Never cook before wan... Go chiak sai la... Only got three things in the sushi. ONE EGG for like, ten rolls of sushi, crab sticks, and timun. That's all. Shit la... Gr... Steamboat they expect us to bring EVERYTHING. Then finish already, have to clean up that time dunno where they run to. And they ate quite a lot. Especially TN. Sickos... But dun talk about them anymore... Yesterday we got out report cards... Last day of school!! RK didn't come... That retard... Never mind... We had a great time... Wee! I was listening to my MP4... Wakakakakaka... Chris's mom brought her dog... It was like, so retarded... Sort of like RK... We found out why RK so retarded liao... Turns out that our car last time got no space for her, cause of me and FCD's fatnesss and my gorilla, and Chris have to sit in the car, so FCD take a cardboard box, to tie it to the bottom of the car there, and put RK inside... It was next to the exhaust pipe... FCD use leaded petrol last time wan... So now RK so stupid ad retarded... Wakakakakakaka.... We today supposed to go to JJ watch movie wan... But FCD stupid wanna go Jason house... Gr... So I also cannot go... Sean told me that Mona tell his dad that he was getting a lot of "attention" from the girls... GIRLS... So I tak kena... ^-^ He say his dad wanna meet me... Shit la... He go point me out to his dad you know... I was eating Twisties... Stupid gua zai... Form 3 all go JJ... Must have been fun... Still, I went to Sunway! Wee! I bought a book called Snowball In Hell... About a psycho serial killer with a twisted sense of humor... ... I know... Just my type of book... It was like, so nice! But he died... No... Why... Haix... 2012 was so dang cool... But why did Sasha have to die... He was so hot... T^T

Sorry, Loong.

This is a letter to FCD, everybody who reads this retarded blog of mine... Which totals up to RK and Chris, but whatever...

Loong,
I'm very very sorry... I'm an evil evil person... I feel bad... T^T I everyday beat you and bully you... I'm sorry... You're the best cousin on earth... I'm happy to have a cousin like you... I'm sorry for beating you up and stuff... I'm sorry for throwing that remote at you... I'm sorry for saying you're really really fat all the time... I'm sorry for spending all your money... I'm sorry, FCD... I'm really, really sorry...

Milaine...

I don't know anything...

Really, I don't... I don't know whether Chris and RK went to school today or not, I don't know if it's fun at school or not, I don't know why my RC is like, so *toot* and a lot of other stuff... Haix... Sad world of mine... But then again, ignorance is bliss, so whatever... FCD's sister is coming back from Singapore today. FCD went to school... I hate the fat guy... Evil fat guy... RK and Chris say that the guys seem unusually happy when I don't go to school... T^T Sad now... Everyone hates me... The evil fat eleman... T^T I really wish it would rain.... Then I can cry in the rain and no one would know. Nice life I have... Yesterday I went to school... So boring... RK never go, FCD never go... Sien until die... I don't wanna live anymore... Everyone hates me... Even the big guys up there... Cry, cry... So whatever... Later I'm going to watch movie with Ash... So wee... Funny... I don't feel anything... I don't really care anymore. Wee~ So what?! They don't care, I don't care. *raspberry* I don't care, I don't care... Nyah nyah nyah... Now I'm going to say something about FCD... HE'S THE BEST PERSON ON EARTH! SO LAY OFF HIM RK!!! Seriously... FCD's the best person on earth... So don't bully him anymore... I'm not going to beat him anymore, either... He's gonna get really really angry with you some day, RK... He's not very happy with you punching his fats... That stupid saito made us cannot lend chess sets from the office anymore... Cause he threw the chess piece at people when Teck Cheung "eat him" in chess... He bosong and throw at people lu... Then it broke... F1 go and blame us and now we cannot lend liao... But they got tell teacher... Even so... Gr... The cooking competition we got a tie with Form 2... Evil... All because of that toady F1... Utter sadness now... Monday we have that stupid class party... To tell the truth, I don't really care. I don't really care~ Really care~ Really care~ But whatever.

I love salmon!

Wee~ We cooked yesterday... It was so yummy... I had to do all the cooking with the green pan over the open fire on the ground... All me... Wee... Not gas you know... Real fire from wood... First I had to cook their sushi egg for Winny they all cause they don't dare to go near the fire. Girly girls... The RK at first go and dump garlic into the pan... I had to fry it. But the fire was so hot it went Chau Da... Burnt... All black... Ew... Then I cook their sushi egg lu... RK and Chris marinated the salmon while I was yelling at everyone... Bad mood. The smoke go into my eyes... The 1M guys didn't help much... They were so annoying... Then I fried the salmon... First piece I do myself, second and third Hobbes and Timun help a bit... But I direct them wan and got cook also... So basically I cooked all the salmon... Wakakakakakaka... I so biao ba... The french toast Hobbes and Timun cook... I was directing them to cook it... Cause my eyes so pain from the smoke and I was so tired... All our food so nice weih... Everybody at first say our salmon cannot cook wan... But in the end... IT WAS THE BEST!!! YEAH!!! UWK also say... He dun want to say we cook until very nice, so he say "The fish is nice." and ran off... Wakakakakakaka... Silvraj and the rest of the judges say very good, this is very, very, good... Our rainbow toast also so dang nice... Sushi also... But the Form 2 cheat wan... They do at home only bring to school... Heehee... They bosong that we do nicer than them... Monday after school we go JJ to buy ingrdients for the cooking... YQ, Santa and Winny say they also wanna come, so the car so squashy... FCD sit in the boot, YQ, Santa, Winny, RK and Chris in the backseat. Lucky I sit in front... Wakakakakakaka... So fun you know... We went to Starbucks! FCD pay money... But we had to go home early... Cause I got piano... Gr...

Elo~

Elo everybody... I'm listening to that retarded King Julian sing "I like to move it move it"... I think he's related to Claire somehow... Scary... Well, FCD doesn't believe that Siput Babi is leaving... Stupid... Believe Uncle Wai Kit don't believe me and everybody else... Haix... Went for that self-devolopment thing again yesterday. We were half an hour late. Ugh... So embarassing... After that we went to Prince cafe to eat. It was raining like hell. Jason got me an ice-cream at 7-11. Wee... Eat ice-cream in the rain... Prince cafe is called "太子" cafe in chinese... Weird... Spiderman 3 was on. I hate spiderman... Like so retarded only... But I like the part where the kid extorts the editor... We couldn't go to the car cause it was raining so heavily, so we were stuck in the restaurant. I ordered a mango snow mountain... Yummy... My dog ran away last week... Forgot to tell you people... He ran away but came back again. Gr... I got a new pair of earphones... My old one spoil liao... I just remembered... I got piano tomorrow at 5.30... Darn... Now I dunno how already... That santa want to come for the JJ thing tomorow... Shit. We don't want her... Go away, santa... I'm starting to agree with Shawn Chin on the evil santa thing... She like can go anywhere she wants wan... Maybe her parents don't want an evil santa in the house all the time... I don't wanna go piano tomorrow... Maybe I can go some other day... My dad say wan... Urgh... CSI : Miami... Hate that show... I hate that Calleigh person... It's not cause she's blonde... It's cause I hate her... Gr... I'm in a bad mood now...

No... Why...?

Yo, y'all... It's just so weird in school without Shawn Chin... He left... We all miss you, dude... Haix... My dad turned to a documentary about Beijing... ^-^ Hi Claire... I got some bad news about that siput babi. He's leaving the school next year. Yes, I know... Everyone is going like, OMFG... So did I... I'm using FCD's come right now. I hate it. It has typos. Darn typos. My bro and his idiotic friend are downstairs... Ugh... His friend is going to our house later. Thank god I'll be gone. I have that self-development thing again later. My MP4 is fully charged this time, but I can't say the same for my phone... I didn't go to school for three days this week. Wednesday, Thursday and Friday... Cause they all go for trip already and only got us three girls. Claire didn't go because her mom go overseas liao and Chris also never go. So I copy them lu... So nice you know... Wed and Fri stay at home by myself. Thurs go my grandfather's house kacau FCD. Wakakakakaka... Haiz... Our class guys lost the Bball game... 1st they go against Form 2. And WON!! BOOYAH YOU FISHLIPS AND MATCHSTICKS AND THAT BITCH THAT FOLLOWS YOU TWO AROUND EVERYWHERE! IN YOUR FACE! IN YOUR FACE! But sadly, we lost to 1M... Boohoo... And I used all my cash buying drinks for them. My OWN money... Not FCD's... Gr... We played truth or dare with Daniel's ipod... It was okay... Shawn Chin went back on Monday... It was so sad, man... FCD almost cried... Truth be told, I also wanted to cry... No more nigger insulting FCD, no more stand up comedy... No more jokes about the retarded kid... He told us, ten years later, go look for "the best stand up comedian" on YouTube and all his name come out... So biao ba right... But I miss the biao ba ness... He came on Monday morning, then after recess like that he suddenly say wanna go home liao. We go see him off la... Then we were like, bye, bye, we'll miss you.... He walk out of the school lu... Then we were like, sad... And gonna go back up liao, and suddenly he come back again.. His parents were in the office... Then he go out again... And come back again... Say he forget something... We all so what you know... So anyway, FCD's woken up from his deep deep sleep. He went downstairs to eat porridge already... Ugh... We going to JJ after school on Monday... Wee... I was talking to Pausen yesterday, then suddenly he say that siput babi wanna leave WMSK liao. I was like *toot*. Then after that I go ask Ben Ee. He say they gonna change to BU4 next year... The one they say got alot of pretty girls wan. All the people are leaving... Hopefully got more funny guys come into our class next year... Siput Babi like already like another girl liao... He facebook and MSN all say... Make me and Chris worry about him and Claire only... Gr... Pausen also dunno who when I ask him. I'm sad now... Thinking of all the people that won't be here next year makes my wanna cry... Hobbes, Shawn Chin, Siput Babi, Timun they all also like going to go like that...

Wow...

I haven't updated in such a long time... I feel guilty... Somehow... I finally got started on that story Claire keeps nagging me to write... We didn't really do anything in school these two weeks... Shawn Chin is going back to Ipoh tomorrow... Why... He's our main source of entertainment... We'll be bored without you, dude! We just watched movies this week... Like... Batman : The Dark Knight, Tranformers : Revenge of The Fallen, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (We got out when it was on... It's so lame... I love the books, but hate the crap movies...) and The Last Emperor... Transformers and Batman were quite nice... But The Last Emperor got lame in the middle... I liked the front... When that guy was young he reminded me of my bro... Then when he was older he looked sorta like chubby guy... Ow... My arms hurt... I went swimming just now... Wee... I just passed my Chinese... 45% and only cause I begged the teacher for 1 extra mark... FCD sacrificed his balls for football... He was the goal-keeper... The ball hit his balls... Sad guy... He so fake.... We all didn't want to go to chinese on Friday... FCD pretended that his injured leg was so pain that he couldn't make it to the class... My foot... He was fine... It was funny how he could make it all the way up to the computer room on the FOURTH floor and not to chinese on the first floor... Me, FCD, Ash, Jason and Jason's sister went for some self-development class yesterday... It was ok... We went to the Curve after that! Wee! I love Borders! I found that book I've been looking for for so long... And Kissed By An Angel... I finished the first book... I still got about ten pages of Kissed By An Angel to go... But I'm too pissed off at that dumb blonde, Ivy, to read... She's such a bitch... Gr.... She doesn't deserve Tristan... Or Will... They're both so hot and good... Why can't Gregory just kill her already?! Then she can go to hell and never get Tristan OR Will... So I switched on the com and typed all this... Anyway... I ate dinner at TGIF with my cousins... So yummy... Then FCD mom and dad want to eat at the Curve... We went to the Apartment... Which was right next to TGIF... I didn't eat anything there though... I was at Borders... Jie Hua Kor Kor got us a chocolate thing at Starbucks... So good... I have a box of Ferro Rocher here... Wait... My bro took it... Darn him... I love Ferro Rocher... But now I have a pear... Wait... It's not as good as Ferro Rocher... Damn him for taking my Ferro! I went to the JJ near my house after swimming... Bought three more books... Wakakakakaka... I just remembered... There was this Gorilla guy at TGIF... He was so scary... Scare the shit out of us... Just come up behind our table like that... I found out I have pratically no emotions... I got 46 out of 150 for emotions in the profiling at the self-development thing... I love my dad... I finally got my new phone!! It's like, so damn cool... PLUS... my dad's bringing me to KOREA!! BOOYAH!! In your face, Pet! Wakakakakaka... Tabi... Why'd you let that hooker go?! WHY?! T^T