Running circles in my head...

I often wonder... What would the world be like if I were Ruler of The World?
Yes, I realize that it's an impossible thing...
But still... I would do stuff to make the world a better place! (In MY eyes at least)

1. I would execute all Saitos...
2. Make those evil "it" girls who think they're so cool eat dirt... Then ship them off to a remote island somewhere...
3. Make evil rich people donate all they're money...

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That's about it... Really... I would execute all Saitos... You know... Like Saito...
Weird...
Anyway... I read my KH already... No one is online... I hate them all...
I'm thinking about changing my blog template...
Just downloaded a bunch of songs...
I really think that those 1C girls bosong us 1M girls...
Yes, I know we're now in 1C... Let me explain...
1C is divided into 3 groups...
The ex-1Ms, the original 1Cs and The Saito Group...
The ex-1Ms... That's us... Include me, Claire, Chris, FCD, Hobbes, Timun and Shawn...
The 1Cs are Ben, Bee Hong, basically the ones who were originally in 1C.
Saito goup, obviously Saito and Tikus...
Anyway... Us 1Ms are like... Noisier than them...
The 1Cs are like goody-goody two shoes... Yes, that includes Ben. He only appears to be the bad boy type... Actually he very goody-goody two shoes wan...
They never make noise during class, always pass up their homework, basically the model class... Until we came into the picture...
They are, in one word, BORING...
1C was the GOOD class... Us 1Ms are just smarter than them...
Now we make a lot of noise in class... Yuen Han, Winny, Bee Hong, Ben all du lan us cause of that... They complain to Chris that me and Claire very noisy in class...
Ben every time tell us to diam wan...
Bee Hong you see her face then know already...
When teacher not in class, we separate into our groups liao... Us 1Ms in on one side, the 1Cs on the other... Saito group are on their own... Wakakakaka
Only Sean sometimes come join us only...
That day us 1Ms playing Truth or Dare...
We keep laughing and making a lot of noise...
The 1Cs keep looking over like very bosong like that...
They're like, jealous we dare to make noise and they only diam diam...
Really... They don't dare to make noise and stuff...
Without us, the class would have pin drop silence... No one crack jokes and stuff...
The 1st time we same class with them, we almost fell asleep cause it was so quiet and boring...
Jeez... We were like, why you all so diam wan? Bored until die leh...
They say usually like that one... Sad la they all...
But teachers like them better...
They hate us cause we always make noise and kacau kacau...
The 1Cs are the angels... We're the devils...
They curse the day we were streamed...
Now both classes all bad...
I wanna go back to 1M...
There easy easy get 1st place... Only we 3 girls...
Ever since streaming, the guys changed liao... They become worse...
Last time Chris in class ma... They all good good... Now leh... Haix...

.... Gonna fail you and gonna fail myself...

... So...
Continuing yesterday's post... I'm supposed to be reading KH... My mom's out doing her facial... I'm drinking soup...
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Oh look... I finished my potato... I want another one... Wait a sec... I'll go get it...
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I'm back... This soup tastes good! ...
Random...
Anyway... That my speakers are OK already...
I answered that question about the talking snail... So coincidental...
You know... The whole Ben = snail = Claire's BF thing...
In our Science there was a question with snails...
Plus one about Benzene...
Wakakakaka...
Poor Claire...
My dad won't let me go on the Cameron Highlands trip... So evil...
Whatever... I got over it...
I got 91 in my Science... Wakakakaka...
Claire and Pausen got 90.
Ben got 85...
Sean 83...
FCD 80...
That saito thing got 75 only! Yes! In your disgusting saito face!
Ben was like : Which subject I can win you?!
I said : Sex ed and english...
Really... I got a bad feeling I'm gonna get B for my english cause of that O Lang... Stupid nigger...
Tralalala~
I really like Already Gone by Kelly Clarkson...
Wee...
I'm evil... I pushed Claire to Saito...
We found out Sean is a disinfectant for Saito germs...
His Ah Guaness and love for curry crab can eliminate all Saito germs...
Stupid Daniel... Call us Four Feet... We're at least 5'1...Evil tallfreaks...

I hate peaches now...

Remember that time when I went through a peach phrase? Now I hate them. Canned peaches, I mean.
Stupid canned peaches... I understand why Claire hates them so much now...
They're evil...
I went home on Monday... After school... I had exams that day... So I went and ate that can of peaches sitting in my fridge... The whole can... The can opener was rusty... So I used the big kitchen knife... You know... The big rectangular kind... To hack open the can...
I was like... Bang bang bang... Hacking the darn thing...
They tasted funny... But I ate them... I hate myself... I had a stomach ache and wanted to vomit for the rest of the day...
Claire and Chris were so evil... They laughed at me...
The guy from my old school got a crush... Dunno who she is... He won't tell me... I hate him...
If you're wondering why I'm typing like this... It's cause Chris complain that I write very hard to see... So...
I took that social interview thing on Facebook... I lazy to type liao...Type tomorrow...

I feel better now....

Really... He told me to stop saying sorry... So I did... Now I feel better... Let us ask ourselves, why was Claire paying so much attention to Ben? In one of my previous posts, you'll remember I said that Claire was the one who said Ben was crying and called me evil... And stuff like that... But why was she paying so much attention? If it was Sean, she would have said : "Yes! Ah Gua cry liao!" or something like that... But when BEN "cried" she was like : "You're so evil! You made a biosexual freak cry! So bad wan you..." Sean is also a biosexual freak what... So... We come to the conclusion : Claire likes Ben.... Still... Wakakakaka... Heehee... I yesterday read Oka... The love story so sad... I also dunno why small kids' comic also will got love story... Anyway... Very touching weih... Got one guy right... People call him... I dunno what people call him... We now just call him OM... This OM is like, quite old liao... 70 like that... Anyway... He and his family protect dragons wan... So they go to this dragon hatching place... Baby dragon gonna come out from the egg liao... A lot of people want to eat the dragon egg... Cause eat already will be immortal... Right... So got a bunch of people come to snatch the dragon egg lu... But their leader and his wife, yes, his wife... They wear mask wan... Their leader send someone go to the dragon there and steal one baby dragon... Just come out of the egg wan... While the others fighting over a dragon egg that I forgot came out of where... The Leader's mask came off while Oka they all were fighting them la... To stop them eating the egg... Then... It is some guy called Lin... And his wife is some girl called Lei... They both quite young wan... Anyway... Their followers eat the egg liao turn into monsters... 原来... They eat the dragon egg liao will live forever, but will turn into monster... Then Lin tell a story... Ooooh... When OM was young that time, 50 years ago, Lin came to his village... Lei was also there wan... OM and Lei were friends... OM introduce Lei to Lin lu... Then Lei and Lin fall in love... But actually, OM also love Lei wan... So he bosong... But cannot do anything... One night... OM ajak Lei and Lin out into the woods... He give them a dragon egg... Don't ask where he got it... I also dunno... Anyway... He give them the egg... Because he know they want to live together forever ma... At first they dowan wan... But OM convince them... So he go back to the village and they take the egg lu... But... When they eat liao, half of Lei's body turn into monster... Her arm like monster like that and her face got scales... They were like, OMG! But Lin eat liao no problem, cause he lucky ma... Then they know already... OM leh, he early already know that eat dragon egg will turn into monster, but he bosong Lin and Lei happy together... So he give them the egg so they will turn into monster and be retarded like that... Cause the monsters retarded wan... But Lin and Lei never turn retarded la... So 50 years already... They come to the dragon hatching place... Cause long long oni got once wan... Lin think that Lei drink the baby dragon's blood liao will go back to pretty pretty like that lu... But she dowan... She say : "我们之间的爱，早已消失。。。 因为及然我们可以永远活着，就不珍惜在一起的时间。。。" Then Lin was like : "Lei..." Dun dun dun.... Dragon come out liao... She angry they take her baby and egg... So she attack them... Lei kena her tail... And faint... OM died while fighting the dragon... Anyway... Lin was like : "Lei! Lei! 振作一点。。。" Then Lei was like : "我们。。。 真傻。。。" Lin carry her and say : "Lei, 我们回家吧。。。" Sad right... My brother grow up already... Yesterday we watching show ma... Then suddenly he say : "That guy got abs!" I was like : "You know what abs mean already a?" He say : "I know la... That guy got abs, but he not handsome hor..." And OMG! That guy really got abs but not handsome... I'm so proud... ^-^ Wakakakakaka... I yesterday do Sejarah until wan die...

Coconut head...

I just remembered something... FCD's evil... He showed that guy's pic to them... I think... And we started calling Ben coconut head... Claire came up with it... Or durian head... Whichever you prefer... Lunch on Friday was weird... We, meaning Claire, Chris and I sat with the guys... Again... Wee... Be a man... Me and Claire are robots now... Cause of our voices... So cute... And the way we speak at the same time... Without planning it... Some times... Cikgu Homa say wan... And cause we're smarter than all of them... Biao ba... I felt so cold yesterday night... Dunno why... The parents on TV are discussing their daughter's sex life... The dad just said he would teach them about sex now... Weird... Me and Claire were playing O Piller during the exams... We both finish liao... Ben was playing with his hand sanitizer... Weird... The dad in the show is having a sex talk with the boyfriend of his daughter... Scary... Ew! The guy's showing the dad condoms in a shop... OMG... He's showing the different flavors of the condoms... And the different colours... He say got colours and transparent... Why am I so perved suddenly... Weird...

I'm ashamed of myself...

Really... I'm very very sorry. Really very sorry, Ben... I'm an evil person. I threw that pencil box at you for no reason. I'm real sorry... I hate myself... Yesterday in Chinese, I threw Pausen's pencil box at Ben for no reason. It hit him... Then he scold me... I felt so bad... Then Claire was making it worse... She was like, "You made him cry liao leh!" Then I was like, "No la... His eyes pain what..." Then Claire was like, "I can't believe you made a biosexual guy cry! You're so evil!" Then Ben said sorry. I dunno why... He do nothing wrong also... He write on a piece of paper and show me... I said sorry... Again and again... I'm still saying sorry... I used FCD's phone to send a sorry sms to him... Hope he read it... I felt really really bad... Then Claire, who caused everything, was making me feel worse... Then I cry... :( Claire caused everything... She tell Pausen not to stand, so he got punished by the teacher... So I threw the pencil box at Ben. So... Claire caused everything! ... I hate myself... Got exams... T.T Lucky my daddy come back liao. He yesterday morning flight got delayed... So at night only come back... I couldn't sleep or eat yesterday... I felt so bad... :( Hope he forgives me... That day we had to take all our books home... So darn heavy... Lucky Sean help me... Or I die liao... Anyway... I hate exams and Puan LJ... She's gonna leave next year... Wakakakaka... ... So... What now? I'm reading Twilight again... I hate Jacob Black... Bella is pure evil... Poor Edward... I feel for you, vamp dude... Claire suggested something that shocked me... She said : "We go Batu Unjur, you want?" I was like : "You want me to turn into a anti-social freak again a?! I can't believe you!" Then she say : "I with you ma..." Hopefully Chris also come with us... Smile... I still fell bad... Sorry dude...

Blur Blur now...

Wee... I just came back from Claire's blog... I hate Chris... She say I'm the fattest, biggest person ever... T.T Claire's been trying to convince me I'm not fat... But that's not true... I'm fat... Daniel is a tallfreak! I hate Amar... He got 2 VIP tickets to go see the All-American Rejects... T_T Cry Cry... Evil tallfreak Ah Gua... I shoot him... Chris say my blog very hard to read... I agree... Cause I sometimes also cannot read... ^.^ FCD today never go school... I bosong... Pausen so weird... I hate Shawn Chin... He say I like PAUSEN... Ewww... I like also dun like him la... Scary... Stupid boys... Purposely make us angry... Angry angry... My Akong bro passed away this morning... I going to his funeral later... I want my new phone... That I'm gonna get... Hopefully... Z770i... Flip phone... Comments? None... Stupid Gina... Girl, what are you still doing here? You should be on duty now! Later I fine you if you're not careful! I was like Ya, ya... =.= That saito also never duty la! She never scold him... That saito was standing there... Eating like a pig... We had that prefect farewell party thing right... Then there were 2 plates of fries... That Saito go and finish both... People still want to eat wan okay, SAITO! Uncle Wai Kit say : "That guy a, eat like cow only a! Finish all the fries!" He went for 6 rounds you know... Pet also never eat that much... Then the second plate he was like grabbing it from the plate and just stuffing it into his mouth you know! We were like : "Eww!!!" Yer... Disgusting right... It was on Wednesday... Ah Gua just now snatch tie from me... Then I go take his book... Wakakakaka... Lucky my mom never see... She see liao I mati wan... Shawn Chin very bad wan... Tikus and him play Habbo wan right... Then 1 day Shawn go into Habbo, Tikus was there... Dating a girl! Shawn go and take the girl email and ask her, : "You want to see what he really looks like?" She say OK la... Shawn send her Tikus's pic... She see already say :"Ew!" And sign out... So bad right... I still laughing... Claire like GD... I was like, :"Oh! You dun like Tabi and Taeyang liao la!" Mwahahahahaha... They scold me... Say I keep talking to Ah Gua dun talk to them... I was like =.=... TRJ weird wan... Chris and us go sit with the guys right...Timun there... Then he say to Chris : "Whaiseh! You dun come here la! Later they say I cari pasal!" TRJ too overprotective liao... Weird wan you know... Claire's a lesbian... Some lesbian called Grace send her a message say wan to couple with her... Haha... Scary... Someday I'm gonna pull that Ah Gua's tie... Daniel that day pull my wan... Say dunno what "prefect tradition"... Obviously bluff wan la... I say wan pull his wan then cannot... He got mustachio... And use Maybelline to curl is eyelashes... I call him Ba Gua and beat him... Cause remind me of Ah Gua... Jason George looks weird... He shaved his mustachio... Like FCD... Suddenly everyone's shaving... Daniel should try it sometime... Death to the Tallfreaks!