I noticed something...

Yeah, actually. I noticed that since I saw Robert Pattinson straight on and knew that he was gonna be Edward, my interest for Twilight has significantly diminished. Yup, ever since I saw his ugly face splashed across those biography books and the posters... Ever since then, I have only touched the Twilight series... Erm... I think... Not once. Mmhmm. Cause every time Edward comes into the scene, you think of that icky Rob Pattinson, and you wanna puke. Seriously. >.< I read The Parliment of Blood last night... It was so retarded. The woman was an idiot and should have died. Dammit. There was a boy called Eddie... Weird... Ahem, ahem... Anyway, I'm going to Korea at 9.30 tonight. Wee... Charing the PSP, Gameboy, MP4 and phone. Urgh. Later still have to go Kumon. Hate it... Whatever. I'm gonna heal my mood by reading about Fnick now... It's calming... Still love him to the end of the world...

Erm...

Fnick is my name now. So let's all call me Fnick. I love the guy. Technically I love myself, but whatever. Fnick is cool.
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Yeah. Whatever. He's an emotionless brick wall. I admire that. But deep down, really deep down, he's actually a very emotional person...
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He just doesn't show it. Hey, at least he HAS emotions. Gotta love him for that. Plus, he has abs. Eight pack, most probably. And he's tall, dark and downright hot. Really. And, you know, he's weird.
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Whatever. Still, this is becoming a love Fnick rant post. Sigh... Wish I could speak Elvish. It would be cool. Then I could tell everyone to go stuff themselves and they wouldn't know what I was saying.
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I keep doing that on this post. I dunno why. I go like, "Stare off into space... Write dot dot dot..."...
Yeah.
What was I going to write again? Er... Er... Oh yeah. Wait... I forgot again.
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Anyway, I forgot. I'll tell ya when I remember.
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I remember now! I kept having conversations with dogs today.
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Yeah. Dogs. Like Louie and Ben. They were more like monologues actually. Louie kept staring out the window while I called him fat. We were in the car. Cause, my dad sent Louie to the pet store... Boarding, you know? Since we're going to Korea and all... Louie and I were waiting in the car while my dad went down to ask about the details. Then I started talking to the dog. Let me tell you, he stank. Like pee. Really. PEE... Urgh. Still, I talked to him about our fatness... And his eyes.
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Hey, he has weird eyes! Like, brown... With a big dot of black in the middle... That makes you wanna poke them out...
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Erm... So, back to the monologue. Then for some inexplicable reason, I talked to Ben at my grandfather's house... Yeah. Then I talked to FCD about the similarities between Ben and Ben... You know, Ben the dog? And Ben Jing? ...... Akward... Oh yeah, my cuz thought Ben Jing was Beijing. I know, weird. So, they're both perverted, and disgusting, and have skin probs... Mmhmm...
Sit...
Wait for an idea...
Erm...
I got it already!
Actually, I got nothing. Wait... FCD!
So anyway, FCD opened a bottle of V-soy just now with this bent bottle opener, and I dunno why, but I looked at it and started laughing hysterically. My dad told me, "Puay Yi, you dun siao ar..." In hokkien. Whatever.
Er... Fnick is still a genius. I love him. Someday, I'm gonna kidnap him and stuff him in my basement... If I ever get one... Or I might just be retarded. I dunno. Now I'm going to plot an evil plan to take over the world. And make people pay their taxes in Snickers.
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I love The Maximum Ride series because :-

1. There's Fnick.
2. Fnick is hot.
3. They have Snickers.
4. One guy can finish five Snickers in three minutes.
5. Fnick.
6. Need I say more?
7. Lots of ass kicking.
8. Fnick's real name is weird.
9. Fnick is only fourteen, which doesn't make me a pedophile. Cause, you know, I'm only fourteen next year. In July.
10. They're weird like me.
11. Fnick has a blog.
12. They love insulting people.
13. They have wings.
14. They blow people up alot.
15. They annoy everybody.
16. I just like it. Mainly cause of Fnick, but whatever.

Mmhmm... That's why. Nice, right? I thought so. Love Fnick till the end of the world. :)

Can I just...

Can I just die and go to hell early? Answer please, all you big guys up there... Ishk. Apparently you people just wanna leave me here to suffer. Urgh. I'm beginning to think my Toad Under A Rock theory is true. Seriously. The other one might be too. Which explains how my dream of becoming a musical genius will actually come true. Cause if I can come up with music as nice as Yiruma's, I AM one. Hopefully. But then again, we all know that's impossible. Haix... You know how I used to love Fang? Yeah. Well, somewhere along the line, I lost him. You know. In that weird tata to the hot emo-ish boy... In your mind... But now... All thanks to my bro... I love him some more... Damn. Thank you, Oh my evil little bro! So anyway. My bro came to sleep in my room last night. So we began talking about his Ruth and their future wedding... I pulled out my weird book of weird and ugly drawings and showed my bro what their children would look like in the future and all... Plus there's that wedding plan I drew up for them. The story's all planned... It involves FCD, a hot guy, Ruth's brother, and my bro's gay wedding with Ruth's... Er... Anyway... Needless to say, it's probably going to be the weirdest wedding in the whole world... But still. It's my bro. Whaddaya expect?

Stupid RC...

Damn it. RC raised the level cap to 60 something. I dunno if it's good or bad. Now I wanna watch Paranormal Activity. All cause of that stupid FCD and Fang. Really. Darn them. I made mee the other day... Did I say that? I don't remember. Whatever. Urgh. My love for the emotionless brick wall has returned. Ah... The hot guy. Damn myself. Fictional characters were specifically invented to make people like me sad that the hot fictional guys don't actually exist. FCD is plain evil. All of his fats radiate one word. EVIL. He kept singing "Sean Lee's like a melody in my head..." And when I stopped him, he taught my cousins to do it. Damn all of them. Lucky my bro sang "Sean Lee's like a piece of shit in my head..." Wow. Weird. Played FCD's Burnout Paradise all afternoon yesterday. So dang fun. I kept going for Showtime. Crashed like, so many cars and at least 6 buses in one go. Cool weih. Got 3 million like that. Lalala~ I'm too lazy to do my Geo. So I'll just leave it. I have no idea what to do for Moral. Damn damn damn. But I don't really care. Addicted to Yiruma now. Apparently he's Korean. And he speaks English. Very well. Shit. He's married to Miss Korea of I dunno which year... Oh my god... Don't scare me, retarded guy who doesn't know how to sing at all who is on TV now... I found out that in New England, they call Birth Control Pills Plan B. Weird. Plan A has gotta be condoms... Er... Forget what I said. I blame my mental retardedness... Anyway... Really. Apparently, Seoul isn't that cold. Last time I checked, it was 8 degrees. So, no snow. Urgh.

Khun cuter lu...

I like Khun better... He cuter wad... Taec not tat cute... No offense, RK... You don't like Tabi liao... Weird... We walk to the fun fair yesterday. :) Eleman actually made it! Went on the bumper cars two times only... Gr... My dad only let us go on bumper cars... Roller coaster and the huge swing wan all cannot... Sad la... T-T My annoying bro go on his stupid Dragon ball again. So darn annoying la, that theme song.

Dunno why...

Really. I dunno why. I just like tall, dark and handsom guys with a sick sense of humor. It's scary sometimes. They're like, so hot. Haha... Anyway. Fly.fm last night was weird... Taylor Swift was guest DJ-ing for Ryan Seacrest on AT40. Cause he was bloated, apparently. The people asked her fan questions. There was that "Are you dating Taylor Lautner?" question, and she avoided it. Darn. I took that My kind of guy thing on notes, and it was okay. Tralala~ I'm too lazy to write my story. No inspirtation. I just started on the dragons. I've decided to make Xena, or whatever I decide to name her, critical, sarcastic, weird and a pessimist. Nice huh? Dunno why, but Will is like, being retarded. Confused. Apparently Robert Pattinson's chest is disgusting. Really pale, no muscles, and hairy. Ew... Ash's mom told me. Ew ew ew. That was like, the biggest sacrifice he could have made. Since he has zero muscles and icky complexion. FCD should listen to Face Drop. You know, the one by Sean Kingston, about how people shouldn't judge him by his fatness... Yeah. Darn Taylor Lautner and his abs. Hot hot hot. I wanna build a house already. All cause of Claire. She got that bloody Sims 3. Evil little retard... I'm not going to watch New Moon. Don't wanna waste my money and give myself mental scarring. Cause of RP's icky chest... Taylor Swift said she wrote Love Story in 25 minutes on her bedroom floor. Like, wow. It's a bit stupid, really. How I used to think, you know. About those things... Not gonna say anything anymore. Pausen told me to trash Sean on his Facebook. He and Snail did it too. I wanna kill Snail. Gr... My bro learned the Hot... Hot... Hot... Hot.. Hot hot hot hot, that's very hot! thing. Ew. Scary. Whatever.

A cup of caramel macchiato would be nice...

Gr... I hate all the radio stations now... They're all "Oh! Robert Pattinson is so hot! New Moon! New Moon!" Pui. I hate them... Anyway, I'm confirmed to go to Korea... :) Spent the last two days shopping for winter stuff... I got a grey ski cap... I look like a cancer patient... >.< Now Claire got a replacement for Tabi liao... Cause she accepted that she'll never get Tabi when Tabi had to kiss that girl... Now she has some guy called Taec... I got no replacement for anyone... :) Like I care... I think this is Hugh Jackman week on Star Movies... Yesterday night I went down to watch TV, and there was X-Men 2 on SMV... Then after that got Deception... Also got Hugh Jackman... That's why... I watched Shooter... Quite nice... He runs around shooting people and blowing things up... FCD says Taylor Swift can rap but cannot sing... Dunno how that happened... He likes that Thug Story - Taylor Swift and T-Pain... Watched a bit of South Park yesterday... We were all like, "Bryan, get out of the room!" Cause... You know... It was the one about AIDS... So retarded... I went to play badminton today. It was weird. Then I just went to Universal Traveller... Oh yeah... Everyone who reads this, who only consist of Claire and maybe Chris, Snail wants you all to vote for his "ex GF" on Kitschen or something... It's on Facebook... He asked me to tell you all... Cause he want to waste my time and money... I'm doing this for... Nothing. We went to the Bangi Kopitiam to eat just now. The waiter must've thought I was crazy... I started laughing for no reason... Again... He was staring at me weirdly. I know. Now got X-men on TV. Not X-men 2... See what I mean about Hugh Jackman week? Presicely.